I worked at Military Media, an advertising agency for military-base newspapers. Don't ask, I won't tell.

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.

I would like to be head of an advertising agency

The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.

Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside an advertising agency.

Red Interactive, the digital advertising agency, is a real, systemic kind of business, as opposed to a one-off thing. We can help advertisers frustrated by old media find clients they can work with.