I would do nearly anything for a laugh, to tell the truth. And I'm a particular favourite with young men with earrings.

Oh my Jesus," she breathed. "Evangeline, what do you do with all these wonderful young men?"

Evangeline choked and Drake squeezed her hand beneath the table, his features working up and down as he tried to suppress his laughter over Evangeline's mortification. Maddox smirked while Silas's lips turned up into a slow grin.

"Not nearly enough," Maddox said morosely.

I saw Mussolini tirelessly contemplate a parade of thousands of young men.

Like all young men I set out to be a genius, but mercifully laughter intervened.

Young men have a passion for regarding their elders as senile.

Young men are crazy strange emotional beings.