I would have absolutely messed up 'The Matrix'.
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Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill
ROLAND SMITH Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill
JUDE WATSON I can tell you that you will have your hearts broken more by the people you love than by the people ...
MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill
JUDE WATSON It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill
JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea.
JUDE WATSON About f-f-ace!" she said to the horse, flailing with her boots. "Into the barn, please. It's time fo...
PETER LERANGIS You see?" Damien leaned over his desk and spread out half a dozen charcoal sketches. "These are only...
RICK RIORDAN If I'd been in a school play, I'd probably have sneezed and messed everything up.
MILLIE BOBBY BROWN Personally, I think it's messed up. We would have been a beast.
KENYON MARTIN I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an...
CHRIS ROCK I've got a few ideas," (Amy) admitted. "But I don't know where we're going in the long term. I mean ...
RICK RIORDAN 'The Avengers' is exciting on the level 'The Matrix' or 'Indiana Jones' was ...
CLARK GREGG Alas, I think I am becoming a god.
TITUS Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name.
LUCAN I have a wife, I have sons: all of them hostages given to fate.
LUCAN There's something messed up with my brain.
RYAN GOSLING The first Matrix genius, the second one, what's up with the dancing? I haven't even seen the...
ETHAN EMBRY I'm absolutely obsessed with The Jesus And Mary Chain and Patti Smith, but I'm a massive pop...
SIOBHAN FAHEY To be compared to Will Smith is probably one of the coolest things because that's who I came up ...
NICK CANNON Don't have to see," the pilot grunted. "Olga knows the way."
"Funny name for an aircraft...
GORDON KORMAN Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
SENECA Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.
SENECA We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
SENECA Just as I shall select my ship when I am about to go on a voyage, or my house when I propose to take...
SENECA Begin at once to live, and count each separate day as a separate life.
SENECA Luck is where opportunity meets preparation.
SENECA Friendship always benefits; love sometimes injures.
SENECA Initially I thought: 'I would never get cast opposite Will Smith! No one would ever buy it with ...
MARGOT ROBBIE Why are women always the ones who have to forgive? If you cheated on a man, he would be like, 'Y...
ADRIENNE BAILON Life is too short to be scared and not take risks. I'd rather be the person that's like, ...
JUSTINE SKYE I'm beginning to realize we're all messed up people in a messed up world just trying to not have suc...
JOVIAN KRYNICKI It's very difficult to photograph an opera. And they messed up on it. It just wasn't there. ...
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MILLIE BOBBY BROWN I'm still a big 'Grey's Anatomy' fan.
BROOKE ELLIOTT I used to watch 'Grey's Anatomy' pretty religiously.
ERINN HAYES I think I like playing the bad girl. I like complicated. I like flawed, messed up complicated. It...
KATE BECKINSALE My favourite movie right now is probably 'Hitch', a Will Smith thing.
CHRIS MONEYMAKER I speak to my agent about great roles, and he's like, 'They are all going to Will Smith.'...
CUBA GOODING, JR. It's hard to be a celebrity nowadays. It's not about your track record anymore. If you have ...
JAMIE FOXX The big gamble in 'Focus' - it's a Will Smith movie that dares to be small.
RICHARD CORLISS Will Smith's acting reaffirms my belief in the American perfection.
BENNET OMALU The Will Smith that you see in movies is exactly the same as Will Smith in real life. Except for whe...
KURT FULLER I absolutely don't care about my looks and I'm so used to them that I wouldn't change a ...
COLIN FIRTH After 'The Matrix,' I cannot wear sunglasses. As soon as I put them on, people recognize me.
CARRIE-ANNE MOSS No one leaves the edit room thinking, 'Yeah, I nailed that one!' Everyone I know goes into t...
MIKE MILLS If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
MITCH HEDBERG There's this index that tallies up how much your movies have made, and if they haven't gross...
CHLOE SEVIGNY People don't want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their dis...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK 'The Matrix' is a movie that is all about glamour. I could do a whole talk on 'The Matri...
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KAI RYSSDAL It's like, you can't have any fun, and if you do have fun, if you do your own thing, you'...
CRISPIN GLOVER I think the Matrix effect is over-used and I don't do it anymore.
UWE BOLL I had to focus and create a character in Bagger Vance, not just do my 'Will Smith' thing and...
WILL SMITH If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith.
ROBERT GREEN INGERSOLL Yeah, because I didn't have to be on the bases today, ... I [messed] up enough.
EMIL BROWN If there's a theme to where I'm at in my life, it's that 'warts and all' is actu...
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MIKE SCIOSCIA You are truly messed up. You really are, ... You are truly messed up.
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VERONICA ROTH When I write nonfiction, it's always absolutely true. There will be no moment in my nonfiction w...
JAMAICA KINCAID I just messed up on the par-5s.
BILLY MAYFAIR Annie Lee Smith was my mother's name. My father's name was George Washington Smith. I have t...
BRUCE SMITH I am absolutely not a roll-on-stage kind of girl! I would be totally freaked out if I didn't war...
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MIKE HUCKABEE I started recording because I was always complaining about the records that I was getting of my song...
RANDY NEWMAN I always find Victoria's Secret models a bit weird.
EDIE CAMPBELL If I could eat whatever I wanted every day, I would have Domino's pizza with pasta carbonara ins...
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PAT SUMMITT I love working on films and I'd love to do some interesting work, but if somebody asked me, '...
JACKIE EARLE HALEY Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.
BAM MARGERA I definitely acknowledge that 'The Matrix' and Trinity had an influence on female action-ori...
CARRIE-ANNE MOSS I think when you're doing something cutting edge like 'The Matrix,' it might mean when e...
LORENZO DI BONAVENTURA I spent a chunk of time in New Orleans doing the movie 'Free State Of Jones,' getting to wor...
GUGU MBATHA-RAW I'd have loved to have appeared in 'Absolutely Fabulous' - that's one of my favourit...
BECKI NEWTON When I was born, they put casts on my legs 'cause I had some kind of dysplasia or something. My ...
BEBE NEUWIRTH Something like 'The Matrix' would be ideal, something where it's super agents and wire w...
NADINE VELAZQUEZ One thing I've been thinking about is taking the social issues out of national politics. For exa...
JOE WURZELBACHER Choreography and creativity - it's my matrix; let's see where we can move.
WAYNE MCGREGOR As a man, if you're married, your happiness is with her happiness. If she's unhappy, everyth...
BJ THE CHICAGO KID I've always kinda wanted to work with Morgan Freeman, Tom Cruise, and people like that. Probably...
CAYDEN BOYD I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an exc...
CHRIS ROCK I am very proud to have kept my commitment to introduce the married couples' tax allowance. I th...
DAVID CAMERON I tried [dreadlocks] once but somebody messed them up so I had to cut it. I think I will try again.
JAMAAL CHARLES Yes, I'm a 'Twi-hard.' I became obsessed. Absolutely obsessed. I didn't watch televi...
E. L. JAMES When I was nominated for the Oscar, I was absolutely positive that Judy Garland would win for 'J...
RITA MORENO I'm my worst critic, and I like the fact that I can listen to myself now and make fun of myself,...
MARY J. BLIGE I wanna chase down Denzel Washington, Jamie Foxx, Will Smith. I would love to start my film career.
SHEMAR MOORE When I did the first 'Matrix,' after it came out, I had a woman come up to me and just thank...
CARRIE-ANNE MOSS I'm definitely a singer-songwriter. I'm somewhere in the vein between Elliott Smith and Jack...
BRYAN GREENBERG I'm not perfect, I do drink. I do smoke. Carson Daly can't go out and get messed up, he can&...
TARA REID I'm an agnostic in the truest sense of the word. I think about these things - I grew up Roman Ca...
RONALD D. MOORE I like Sam Smith and Taylor Swift. I love pop music, but I also like Sam Smith's slow songs. Tha...
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JADA PINKETT SMITH If music is a type of therapy ,why am I still messed up?
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WILL SMITH Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
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Not only down for the good times
But a...
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That I got you holding my back
With my ...
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WILL ROGERS Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
WILL ROGERS When liberty becomes license, dictatorship is near.
WILL DURANT Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
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WILL ROGERS We can make this thing into a Party, instead of a Memory.
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GEORGE WILL A politician's words reveal less about what he thinks about his subject than what he thinks about hi...
GEORGE WILL Politics should share one purpose with religion: the steady emancipation of the individual through t...
GEORGE WILL Joy comes from using your potential.
WILL SCHULTZ Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
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When we lock up our lives for wealth, t...
WILL CARLETON The editor sat in his sanctum, his countenance furrowed with
care,
His mind at the bottom of busi...
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WILL MCDONOUGH Never trust a duck.
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WILL FERRELL Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Cong...
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GEORGE WILL Saturday Night Live is such a comedy boot camp in a way, because you get to work with so many differ...
WILL FERRELL The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse ...
WILL ROGERS Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
WILL ROGERS I've been collecting articles on extremophile bacteria for at least the last ten years. I find t...
WILL HOBBS You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
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WILL DURANT Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it.
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WILL ROGERS Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite.
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WILL ADVISE Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
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WILL ADVISE I flow like a butter in the nailed pan I stole. I also kept the nail, to polish and use as a means o...
WILL ADVISE In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You bein...
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WILL ROGERS I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
WILL ROGERS I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
WILL ROGERS No party is as bad as its leaders.
WILL ROGERS Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
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WILL ROGERS Ronald Reagan has held the two most demeaning jobs in the country; President of the United States an...
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WILL TUDOR All I know is what I read in the papers.
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WILL ROGERS The gap between ideals and actualities, between dreams and achievements, the gap that can spur stron...
GEORGE WILL America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.
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WILL ROGERS We are given children to test us and make us more spiritual.
GEORGE WILL It is no longer enough to be lusty. One must be a sexual gourmet.
GEORGE WILL Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
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