I would like to be George Clooney diplomatic. I just don't have the wherewithal yet or the inner serenity.

Nobody pulls a prank like George Clooney.

I can't imagine I'll be the new George Clooney. That's not really in the cards.

You don't have to look like George Clooney. You just have to know yourself.

If he'd looked like a cross between Mr. Clooney and, say, one of the hobbits, I probably would have been far more capable of coherent thought.

People recognise me and come up to me sometimes, but I'm not like George Clooney.