I would not leave you in your times of trouble. We never could have come this far. I took the good times, I'll take the bad times, I'll take you just the way you are.
Billy Joel
Related Don't go changing, to try and please me You never let me down before Don't imagine you're too famili... BILLY JOEL In really good times, you say, 'No, I'm not taking that ad.' But in bad times, you'l... RUTH REICHL It would have been awesome to look back and say I won SEC championships, and I won all those rings, ... MIKE DEGORY Ideas cross mountains, borders, and seas. They go anywhere a man can go... THE HOUSTON TIMES The incessant witless repetition of advertisers' moron-fodder has become so much a part of life that... THE TIMES UK Unless you have bad times, you can't appreciate the good times. JOE TORRE Carl Icahn told me to stay away from airlines. In good times, the unions take away the profits, and ... MIAN MUHAMMAD MANSHA When you're in my position, you don't ask questions. You just take what comes. I felt a couple of ti... BUBBA CROSBY You say that you are my judge; I do not know if you are; but take good heed not to judge me ill, bec... JOAN OF ARC I like to have fun, because this sport is what it is. You can make it bad or you can make it good. N... DOUG RICHERT There are times you want to take your stick and whack people and you just can't. DERIAN HATCHER How many times have I told you? Polite persons do not take supper in the nude. RANSOM RIGGS It's good to get your butt kicked a few times, that way you never take anything for granted. But I d... HANNAH HOTTLE It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foo... CHARLES DICKENS There are times when the actual experience of leaving something makes you wish desperately that you ... SHAUNA NIEQUIST At times you can be so frustrated with yourself or others, that you sadly take it out on the ones wh... AVIS JOHN Expectations over many things leave you desperation most of the times...indifference over good you d... NISHI DE SILVA That's kind of a nuisance at times. But we take the good with the bad. ROBERT PERRY Think about the more heroic times when a friend or lover rescued you, took care of you, and essentia... UNKOWN You think the dead we loved truly ever leave us? You think that we don't recall them more clearly in... J.K. ROWLING Nobody can predict the future. You just have to give your all to the relationship you're in and ... NICK CANNON You guys saw him take Billy Wagner. I can't throw as hard as Billy. He's going to hit a fastball. Yo... SCOTT LINEBRINK Bad times, hard times, this is what people keep saying; but let us live well, and times shall be goo... ST. AUGUSTINE OF HIPPO You have a lot of ups and downs in coaching, especially, but I can't remember any bad times at t... DON NELSON Recognize at all times the paramount right of your Country to your most devoted services, whether sh... HENRY CLAY When you are in business for a long time, you go through good times and bad times. When you go throu... N. R. NARAYANA MURTHY I think we all wish we could erase some dark times in our lives. But all of life's experiences, bad ... LUIS MIGUEL Everyone seems to be really excited. I mean, everyone was really excited about the concert. It's lik... BARBARA BOCHNER It's a big showroom at MGM. It will bring in a few thousand people because it's free. When times are... JAY LENO Who made you God to say ill take your life from you JAMES HETFIELD It's cool to deal in the good times, but let me see you face the bad times. Let me see how you take ... DAVID ORTIZ You must always be puzzled by mental illness. The thing I would dread most, if I became mentally ill... LUDWIG WITTGENSTEIN If you are the person who gets the lion's share of attention in good times, guess what: you get ... MATT LAUER At one point of time, you'll meet someone who you'd think would make the sun shine in your life. But... JERICO TAN JJ If the bad times are coming let them come, it's only something you have already done. ANDONI GARCIA You think the dead we love ever truly leave us? You think that we don't recall them more clearly tha... J.K. ROWLING Creative solutions come at drastic times, if you open your mind to the possibilities. Free yourself ... JULIEANNE O'CONNER APRIL 20, 2017 Day 110 of 365...God did not bring you far to fail you now, it has full of succession... NAPZ CHERUB PELLAZO It's no good trying to get rid of your own aloneness. You've got to stick to it all your life. Only ... D.H. LAWRENCE You think the dead we loved ever truly leave us? You think we don’t recall them more clearly than ... J.K. ROWLING You think the dead we loved ever truly leave us? You think that we don’t recall them more clearly ... J.K. ROWLING Good times are a reminder and a reward for dealing with the difficult and challenging times we all g... JAMES A. MURPHY Good times and Bad times are like the Waves in nature, they come and go. Nothing stays for long! ROOPA My dear friend, clear your mind of cant [excessive thought]. You may talk as other people do:... SAMUEL JOHNSON It's always nice when you do something and it's well received as opposed to the other way which God ... LAURA LINNEY This inclination to hoard is deeply ingrained in me because in the past, in times of scarcity, you t... ANGELA MERKEL I think we all wish we could erase some dark times in our lives. But all of life's experiences, ... LUIS MIGUEL I've had good times; I've had bad times. ALEXANDER MCQUEEN A lot of times songs are very much of a moment, that you just encapsulate. They come to you, you wri... MICK JAGGER When you have times of uncertainty, it's a time to take less risk, not more. KAREN ALTFEST I learnt not to be desperate in bad times and am learning not to be bullish when times are good. JOHN ELKANN I've had good times and bad times. That's me. That's how I am. MARAT SAFIN There are times when you can get away with a chirp at the batsman and there are times when you shoul... ALLAN DONALD All times are sacred; good times or bad times. LAILAH GIFTY AKITA If you're going to accept the good times, you have to accept the bad times. This team is good enough... JEFF KENT You write the way you think about the world. My motto in times of trouble - and I'm speaking of ... ELIZABETH MCCRACKEN I am not sure the vote itself would have had an impact. There are only so many times that you want t... GABRIEL KAPLAN Everything that looks good may not be good for you. In life, we all take chances. You must carefully... AMAKA IMANI NKOSAZANA If we could all just laugh at ourselves, in hard times or good times, it would be an incredible worl... JENA MALONE When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when... ELLEN DEGENERES Let's take the good times as they go, and I'll meet you further on up the road... BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN A friend will walk in front of you during good times and behind you in your hardships...but a real f... ABHINAV SACHITH Never give in and never up- keep going. I’ll always be with you and help you through. Good times a... LATIKA TEOTIA It's always nice when you do something and it's well received as opposed to the other way wh... LAURA LINNEY There are lots of times you just have to remember to take brain pictures. These are the moments you ... BRAD MONTAGUE AND ROBBY NOVAK Only Mama could have something good come out of this. She used to say with life, you can't just take... BETTY GREENE I don't particularly like playing a team three times, because you could see them five times, if you ... BLAKE ECKER What-what do you want?" Annabeth asked, trying to maintain a tone of confidence. The voice cack... RICK RIORDAN Bad times have a scientific value. These are occasions a good learner would not miss. RALPH WALDO EMERSON Bad times have a scientific value. These are occasions a good learner would not miss. RALPH WALDO EMERSON At times, you are mentally but not physically prepared; at times, you are physically but not mentall... MOHAMMAD AZHARUDDIN I think by the time you're grown you're as happy as you're goin to be. You'll have good times and ba... CORMAC MCCARTHY If you have kids, it is the most important thing to create good times. TOM CRUISE ...I wondered at times whether I would wake up and this would be just a bad dream, a nightmare that ... RABIH ALAMEDDINE In the bad times, we work hard to change. In the good times, we forget to change. JIM GENOVESE Another suggestion is to cook a meal, maybe not every night, but a couple more times a week than you... MICHELLE OBAMA We had too many turnovers (15). I don't think it was the press. At times we made poor decisions and ... MIKE PURCELL I hate the way ill always love you LINDSEY MARCUM Life shall surely show you different situations. Yes! the good and the bad situations of life shall ... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH If you want to keep on being relevant as a director, I think you have to embrace the times. And with... ALFONSO CUARON I injected him probably twice. But it wasn't like-I mean we would just walk in and-a lot of times th... JOSE CANSECO In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to. BRUCE BARTON Contrary to general belief, an artist is never ahead of his [sic!] time but most people are far behi... EDGARD VARèSE In the happy scenes there were really fun times. Sean would say really funny stuff because he likes ... DAKOTA FANNING You just never know, you have to be ready at all times. JASON LABARBERA Shoes are strange things. If you take your shoes off in a situation in which you're vulnerable, ... DANIEL DAY-LEWIS How do I handle it? I would say more times than not, if I have a bad shot, I just get angry and almo... NANCY JOHNSON You have to cover. There are times we're going to pooch with Joel, but Joel has a big leg, and we sh... RANDY WALKER Talent is the only asset that's not going to leave you in hard times. SUPERNA BATHEJA In good times and bad times, I'll be on your side for ever more...that's what friends are for. ISAK DINESEN In good times and bad times, I'll be on your side for ever more...that's what friends are for. WALTER WINCHELL A relationship is work, and it changes. And you go with the changes. It's more good times than b... DAVID BURTKA I can name to you 5,000 times when the Americans raced to the help of other people in trouble. GORDON SINCLAIR There are going to be good times and bad times, but lighten up. CHRIS PINE If you had told me that we would turn the ball over five times and still beat the defending state ch... AARON FINCH God gives good times and bad times, but He does not wish us to bemoan and bewail the bad times, but ... PATRICK SüSKIND Long-time viewing of Internet violence tend to change a person's temperament, making the person pron... YOU QUANXI If positive and healthy materials are absent, negative materials are sure to be dominant in the cybe... YOU QUANXI In a robust global business environment, our business units operated well in the first quarter. More... HARRY YOU The Board of Directors and I are pleased to recognize Peter's outstanding contribution to the succes... HARRY YOU
More Billy Joel
Musicians want to be the loud voice for so many quiet hearts. BILLY JOEL In a way, we are magicians. We are alchemists, sorcerers and wizards. We are a very strange bunch. B... BILLY JOEL I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary. BILLY JOEL If I need a cause for celebrationOr a comfort I can use to ease my mindI rely on my imaginationAnd I... BILLY JOEL [Does Joel feel a particular resonance with any of this year's other nominees? Sure, he says -- Paul... BILLY JOEL Shades of grey wherever I goThe more I find out the less that I knowBlack and white is how it should... BILLY JOEL I'm still dealing with the 21-year-old me. That idealist, that purist, that young, noble, and somewh... BILLY JOEL I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - The sinners are much more fun BILLY JOEL Don't go trying some new fashionDon't change the color of your hair. . . .I could not love you any b... BILLY JOEL I really wish I was less of a thinking man and more of a fool not afraid of rejection. BILLY JOEL The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing ch... BILLY JOEL I think music in itself is healing. It's an explosive expression of humanity. It's something we are ... BILLY JOEL I have a theory that the only original things we ever do are mistakes. BILLY JOEL Like a boxer in a title fight, you have to walk in that ring alone. BILLY JOEL The good days weren't really so good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems. BILLY JOEL I've come to realize that life is not a musical comedy, it's a Greek tragedy. BILLY JOEL A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting. BILLY JOEL They say there's a heaven for those who will wait. Some say it's better, but I say it ain't. I'd rat... BILLY JOEL There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than... BILLY JOEL I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. BILLY JOEL I think music in itself is healing. It's an explosive expression of humanity. It's something... BILLY JOEL There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better ... BILLY JOEL Why do musicians give so much time to charitable causes? The most humanitarian cause that we can giv... BILLY JOEL Have you listened to the radio lately? Have you heard the canned, frozen and processed product being... BILLY JOEL I've crashed my car three times. BILLY JOEL The whole world loves American movies, blue jeans, jazz and rock and roll. It is probably a better w... BILLY JOEL Don't go changing, to try and please me You never let me down before Don't imagine you're too famili... BILLY JOEL The good ole days weren't always good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems. BILLY JOEL Historically, musicians know what it is like to be outside the norm - walking the high wire without ... BILLY JOEL If it seems like I've been lost in 'lets remember', If it seems I'm gettin' older and missin' my you... BILLY JOEL I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, sinners are much more fun. BILLY JOEL It's okay if you mess up. You should give yourself a break. BILLY JOEL You're not the only one who's made mistakes, but they're the only things that you can truly call you... BILLY JOEL Don't wait for answers... Just take your chances!Don't ask me why. BILLY JOEL And the word spread of Billy the Kid. BILLY JOEL We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn... BILLY JOEL If you make music for the human needs you have within yourself, then you do it for all humans who ne... BILLY JOEL We are living in a time when American popular music is finally being recognized as one of our most s... BILLY JOEL They say that these are not the best of timesBut they're the only times I've ever knownAnd I believe... BILLY JOEL When I was 19, I made my first good week's pay as a club musician. It was enough money for me to... BILLY JOEL We might be laughing a bit too loudBut that never hurt no one. BILLY JOEL Critics have said I write without spontaneity, in cold blood. I don't. I write in hot blood. BILLY JOEL I consider myself to be an inept pianist, a bad singer, and a merely competent songwriter. What I do... BILLY JOEL Don't wait for answers... Just take your chances! Don't ask me why. BILLY JOEL In an age of incompetence, I've been able to last in this crazy business. I actually know how to... BILLY JOEL I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary... BILLY JOEL I have a theory that is the only original things we ever do are mistakes. The only thing that we can... BILLY JOEL I was homeless when I was younger and I was suicidal when I was 21. Anything that has happened after... BILLY JOEL Singles don't represent me. Albums do. BILLY JOEL No matter what culture we're from, everyone loves music. BILLY JOEL I ride my own motorcycles, People are like, 'God, the guy is bad enough on cars!' Actually I have a ... BILLY JOEL We came in spastic, like tameless horses. We left in plastic as numbered corpses. BILLY JOEL You can walk away from your mistakes.You can turn your back on what you do.Just a little smile is al... BILLY JOEL Now, we lives our lives...So nonchalant...We spend our time...So 'Bon Vivant'...Our stylish nights..... BILLY JOEL You've got your passion. You've got your pride.But don't you know that only fools are satisfied?Drea... BILLY JOEL I don't know if people are going to remember some of these songs we're going to do tonight. Hell, I ... BILLY JOEL Drank a lot of take home pay. BILLY JOEL I thinking of people like Phil Ramone or George Martin, BILLY JOEL It's not just the market fluctuation. It's also what's going on with these big companies. Everyone's... BILLY JOEL I hate making videos. Songs are not visual. You get it out of the air. You don't watch it on MTV. BILLY JOEL have a good reason to be scared. BILLY JOEL Only the Good Die Young BILLY JOEL Went off to school, and learned to serve the state.Followed the rules, and drank his vodka straight.... BILLY JOEL Slow down, you crazy child.You're so ambitious for a juvenile. BILLY JOEL Clear as a crystal... Sharp as a knife...I feel like I'm in the prime of my life. BILLY JOEL They all want your white body, and they await your reply.But, between you and me, and this Staten Is... BILLY JOEL I don't care what consequence it brings, I have been a fool for lesser things. BILLY JOEL She's got a smile that heals meI don't know why it isBut I have to laugh when she reveals me. BILLY JOEL I know that everybody has a dreamEverybody has a dreamAnd this is my dream, my ownJust to be at home... BILLY JOEL She can kill with a smile,She can wound with her eyes. BILLY JOEL You may never understandHow the Stranger is inspired,But he is not always evil,And he is not always ... BILLY JOEL There are certain artists who have taken it upon themselves to save the world, and I find that gets ... BILLY JOEL Hope you don't think this is Billy Joel unplugged. I'm a piano player. I'm already unplugged. BILLY JOEL You see firemen, you see cops, and these guys risk their lives everyday. They do this all the time .... BILLY JOEL If you said good-bye to me tonight,There would still be music left to write. BILLY JOEL Don't go changing, to try and please meYou never let me down before. BILLY JOEL When you look into my eyesAnd you see the crazy gypsy in my soulIt always comes as a surpriseWhen I ... BILLY JOEL Some people sleep all alone every nightInstead of taking a lover to bedSome people find that it's ea... BILLY JOEL I see the winos talking to themselvesAnd I can understand. BILLY JOEL What will it take till you believe in meThe way that I believe in you. BILLY JOEL I don't care what you say anymore, this is my lifeGo ahead with your own life and leave me alone. BILLY JOEL In every heart there is a roomA sanctuary safe and strongTo heal the wounds from lovers pastUntil a ... BILLY JOEL Call me a joker, call me a foolRight at this moment I'm totally cool. BILLY JOEL Slow down you're doing fineYou can't be everything you want to beBefore your time. BILLY JOEL Don't go trying some new fashion Don't change the color of your hair. . . . I could not love... BILLY JOEL In every heart there is a room A sanctuary safe and strong To heal the wounds from lovers pa... BILLY JOEL Slow down you're doing fine You can't be everything you want to be Before your time. BILLY JOEL But I don't want some pretty face To tell me pretty lies All I want is someone to believe. BILLY JOEL I can't remember faces, don't remember names, but after awhile and a thousand miles it all becomes t... BILLY JOEL Rock and roll cola wars, I can't take it any more. BILLY JOEL As an atheist you have to rationalize things. . . . Then you have to try and make some sort of sense... BILLY JOEL They showed you a statue and told you to prayThey built you a temple and locked you awayBut they nev... BILLY JOEL I promised I would never leave youAnd you should always knowWherever you may goNo matter where you a... BILLY JOEL I was drawn to boxing because I got beat up as a kid. I was the kid with the piano books in a New Yo... BILLY JOEL Hot funk, cold punk, even if it's old junk, it's still rock and roll to me. BILLY JOEL If I ever reach heaven I expect to find three wonders there: first, to meet some I had not thought t... BILLY JOEL People in music lie, but they don't expect you to believe them. People in television actually expect... BILLY JOEL What if she figures out you're not very smart? BILLY JOEL But I don't want some pretty faceTo tell me pretty liesAll I want is someone to believe. BILLY JOEL Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and tomorrow a... BILLY JOEL Honesty is such a lonely wordEveryone is so untrueHonest is hardly ever heardAnd mostly what I need ... BILLY JOEL If you are not doing what you love, you are wasting your time. BILLY JOEL People who are looking for art in rock 'n' roll or pop are looking for something that either doesn't... BILLY JOEL You Catholic girls start much too lateBut sooner or later it comes down to fateI might as well be th... BILLY JOEL You can speak your mindBut not on my time. BILLY JOEL Your mother told you all that I could give you was a reputation. BILLY JOEL You can't go home with the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. You don't sleep with the Rock and Roll Hall o... BILLY JOEL The happiest times in my life were when my relationships were going well -- when I was in love with ... BILLY JOEL I know I'm searching for somethingSomething so undefinedThat it can only be seenBy the eyes of the b... BILLY JOEL If I'm gonna be losing it, I might as well be doing it right BILLY JOEL She will promise you moreThan the Garden of EdenThen she'll carelessly cut youAnd laugh while you're... BILLY JOEL I am no longer afraid of becoming lost, because the journey back always reveals something new, and t... BILLY JOEL If you want to know what life is like in the Soviet Union, go to your local department of motor vehi... BILLY JOEL You may be rightI may be crazyBut it just may be a lunatic you're looking for. BILLY JOEL If I'm crazy then it's trueThat it's all because of youAnd you wouldn't want me any other way. BILLY JOEL Go on and cry in your coffee, but don't come bitching to me. BILLY JOEL We all have a face that we hide away forever,And we take them out and show ourselves when everyone h... BILLY JOEL I may be an antique like the Stones, but antiques are valuable. BILLY JOEL Don't be afraid to try againEveryone goes southEvery now and then. BILLY JOEL I believe that all important matters have to be settled here, not in the clouds somewhere after we k... BILLY JOEL They're sharing a drink they call lonelinessBut it's better than drinking alone. BILLY JOEL You've got yoga honeyI've got beerYou got overpricedAnd I got weird. BILLY JOEL Part of me is afraid to let go of this other thing, which was so hugely successful. But on the other... BILLY JOEL There's an old man sitting next to meMaking love to his tonic and gin. BILLY JOEL ...And you're the only one who knows. BILLY JOEL The good ole days weren't always good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems. BILLY JOEL Videos destroyed the vitality of rock and roll. Before that, music said, "Listen to me." Now it says... BILLY JOEL I have been both praised and criticized. The criticism stung, but the praise sometimes bothered me e... BILLY JOEL You can get what you want or you can just get old. BILLY JOEL Well we're waiting here in Allentown, For the Pennsylvania we never found, For the promise... BILLY JOEL Don't make music for some vast, unseen audience or market or ratings share or even for something... BILLY JOEL I think historically America has been pretty tolerant. It seems when there's a mass influx from ... BILLY JOEL I keep telling people: Don't make me the poster boy for AA because I don't know a lot about ... BILLY JOEL I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun. BILLY JOEL I did write a letter to the archdiocese who'd banned the song, Only the Good Die Young, asking t... BILLY JOEL Most people are satisfied with the junk food being sold as music. BILLY JOEL When I look at great works of art or listen to inspired music, I sense intimate portraits of the spe... BILLY JOEL Like family, we are tied to each other. This is what all good musicians understand. BILLY JOEL Artists - musicians, painters, writers, poets - always seem to have had the most accurate perception... BILLY JOEL You're not the only one who's made mistakes, but they're the only things that you can tr... BILLY JOEL As human beings, we need to know that we are not alone, that we are not crazy or completely out of o... BILLY JOEL I definitely prefer being a lover than a fighter. BILLY JOEL So before we end and then begin We'll drink a toast to how it's been A few more hours to b... BILLY JOEL Well, he robbed his way from Utah to Oklahoma And the law just could not seem to track him down<... BILLY JOEL Call me a joker, call me a fool Right at this moment I'm totally cool. BILLY JOEL I don't think what has happened to me is that different from what happens to most people. The only d... BILLY JOEL the words of a madman are only chaos to the sane. -JOEL If you said good-bye to me tonight, There would still be music left to write. BILLY JOEL "THE LONGEST TIME" If you want to reap financial blessings, you have to sow financially. JOEL OSTEEN When the negative thoughts come - and they will; they come to all of us - it's not enough to jus... JOEL OSTEEN You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition. JOEL MCHALE God made you a masterpiece - be blessed, secure, disciplined and equipped. JOEL OSTEEN A pig has a plow on the end of its nose because it does meaningful work with it. It is built to dig ... JOEL SALATIN We live in a culture that relishes tearing others down. It's ultimately more fulfilling, though,... JOEL OSTEEN Why don't you start believing that no matter what you have or haven't done, that your best d... JOEL OSTEEN I think that God gives you your own will and choices. I don't believe that we're supposed to... JOEL OSTEEN If we're going to bring out the best in people, we, too, need to sow seeds of encouragement. JOEL OSTEEN If I play a villain, I try to find his lightness and his good side. And if I play a hero or a good g... JOEL KINNAMAN If you don't set the tone for the day, the devil will set it for you. JOEL OSTEEN I always try to put a seed of hope into people's hearts. I'm not there to teach them doctrin... JOEL OSTEEN I love 'Breaking Bad.' I'd watch Bryan Cranston read the phone book, for days. JOEL KINNAMAN I'm hardly digging trenches for a living. I'm getting to tap into my boyhood fantasies of be... JOEL EDGERTON I would have happily done 'Bourne Legacy,' but a lot of decisions are made for you. JOEL EDGERTON I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy. JOEL MCHALE It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and... JOEL MCHALE My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be ... JOEL MCHALE Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while yo... JOEL MCHALE It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor need... JOEL MCHALE Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money. JOEL MCHALE If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams. JOEL MCHALE Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair gla... JOEL MCHALE In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty r... JOEL MCHALE Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret. JOEL MCHALE We have an uncanny ability to make birds do what we want them to do. In Blood Simple there's a s... JOEL COEN Resting metabolic rate is largely genetically determined, but our calorie intake has an effect as we... JOEL FUHRMAN Combine anti-cancer foods to maximize protection against all cancers: A number of plant foods are as... JOEL FUHRMAN Industrial agriculture, because it depends on standardization, has bombarded us with the message tha... JOEL SALATIN Young Joel Benenson supported - well, I - you know, look, I supported Bobby Kennedy, not Eugene McCa... JOEL BENENSON We think when God speaks to us, there's going to be a boom out of Heaven or we're going to g... JOEL OSTEEN Having rain on your tuxedo is a pretty good reminder that you're not James Bond. JOEL EDGERTON When faith in our freedom gives way to fear of our freedom, silencing the minority view becomes the ... JOEL SALATIN Humor is a universal lanuage. JOEL GOODMAN I believe that God breathed life into every person and that every person is made in the image of God... JOEL OSTEEN When I grew up, the Devil was a reason why I had a headache or the Devil was the reason I got mad to... JOEL OSTEEN I operate under the theory that all publicity is good publicity, and then, if that theory doesn'... JOEL EDGERTON Keep in mind, hurting people often hurt other people as a result of their own pain. If somebody is r... JOEL OSTEEN There just isn't any pleasing some people. The trick is to stop trying. JOEL ROSENBERG Quit questioning God and start trusting Him! JOEL OSTEEN You must make a decision that you are going to move on. It wont happen automatically. You will have ... JOEL OSTEEN Jesus was saying that you can't have a larger life with restricted attitudes. JOEL OSTEEN He that cannot decidedly say, No, when tempted to evil, is on the highway to ruin. He loses the resp... JOEL HAWES Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an obj... JOEL HAWES Vision without action is a dream. Action without vision is simply passing the time. Action with Visi... JOEL BARKER Don't do anything that you wouldn't feel comfortable reading about in the newspaper the next day. JOEL OSTEEN I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. JOEL SALATIN The north of Sweden is very socialist and poor. They feel left out and despise Stockholm in many way... JOEL KINNAMAN In Sweden, there's a lot of talk of gender equality. That discussion isn't as prevalent in t... JOEL KINNAMAN The question is: Where would it get you if something that's a little bit ambiguous in the movie ... JOEL COEN Christmas is the perfect time to celebrate the love of God and family and to create memories that wi... JOEL OSTEEN Land degradation did not start with chemical agriculture. But chemical agriculture offered new tools... JOEL SALATIN