I would not want to live if I could not perform. It's in my will. I am not to be revived unless I can do an hour of stand-up.

If I could live in a cabaret, I would. If I could live in 'Moulin Rouge,' I would.

I am furious about everything.

If I could go back and change how I left the NRL, I would. My name will forever be tarnished but I wasn't the man I am now.

I am not a joke-teller. Stand-up, I couldn't do.

I could pull my living in and live OK, but I don't want to live OK. I'm very happy to live in my penthouse, very happy I can pick up a check, very happy to have a great life and be able to spread my wealth a little bit.