I would say that I love pizza so much that sometimes I eat pizza while I'm eating pizza. Like, I'm so content with myself with how it's going that I'm like, 'I should do this more,' not realizing that the mouth is full. I'm just cramming pizza into my mouth.

Mike Birbiglia

Mike Birbiglia

Content Eat Eating Full Going How I Love Just Like Love More Mouth Much Myself Pizza Realizing Say Should Sometimes While Would

Related Quotes

I love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding.

— Mike Birbiglia

'Terminator 2' is so good. I love it.

— Mike Birbiglia

I love Broadway shows.

— Mike Birbiglia

BroadwayI LoveLove

I was very much a late bloomer. That's not to say that girls didn't express interest in me from time to time, but I just, I did not know how to respond to that.

— Mike Birbiglia

DidExpressFrom Time To Time

I don't eat as much as an athlete should. I just don't like it.

— Johnny Weir