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I would start worrying if the loon is having trouble, because the loon is eating the same fish that people are eating. It's a good early warning signal.


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DAVE WILSON Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, usi...
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DAVE BARRY Life's real failure is when you do not realize how close you were to success when you gave up.
DAVE CHECKETT You can't choose what you're famous for in life.
DAVE KELLETT The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dic...
DAVE KELLETT A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple lea...
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