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MICHAEL LEWIS
In terms of transportation, Jerry Kilgore had a plan.
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In other parts of the country, it's important to elect Jerry Kilgore.
AARON MCLEAR
Jerry Kilgore offers denial and delusion, ... Mr. Kaine: Delusion and deceit. That means nothing hap...
RUSSELL POTTS
What's Jerry Kilgore doing? Standing on the stage with somebody who wants to take your Social Securi...
CECIL ROBERTS
What's Jerry Kilgore doing? Standing on the stage with somebody who wants to take your Social Securi...
CECIL ROBERTS
What would you subtract? Jerry Kilgore has not yet identified one dime of any cut or subtraction he ...
TIM KAINE
I think we can do more at the state level (to fix the situation).
JERRY KILGORE
If states were given more authority we would work within the parameters supporting a culture of life...
JERRY KILGORE
I'm not going to re-fight the battles of the past,
JERRY KILGORE
Just admit it, Tim, you raised taxes, ... He broke ties in the Senate, folks. That was his only duty...
JERRY KILGORE
My response is that's a hypothetical. You don't know what any Supreme Court in the future is going t...
JERRY KILGORE
In campaigns we all know about radio, TV and direct mail. And we call those 'vehicles' for getting a...
JERRY KILGORE
History has shown, time and time again, that tax increases slow economic growth and hurt ordinary ci...
JERRY KILGORE
I'd be right in the middle of it. You just got to be on the ground immediately, with all your emerge...
JERRY KILGORE
He's not just coming just to ask for a lot more money here or there, ... He's asking for new powers,...
JERRY KILGORE
This falsification prevents the receiver from knowing who sent this spam or from contacting them thr...
JERRY KILGORE
That's a hypothetical. You don't know what any Supreme Court would do.
JERRY KILGORE
suggested he would not favor sending even Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin or Idi Amin to the gallows.
JERRY KILGORE
As governor of Indiana, if I were presented a bill that legalized discrimination against any person ...
MIKE PENCE
The senior advisers to the president would recommend a veto on this bill, ... My voice would join th...
ANDREW CUOMO
Jack, Jerry and I had been talking about the merger for a while, ... Jerry and I would like to leave...
MASAYOSHI SON
Jerry picked up the technique of visualizing the story as a movie scenario; and whenever he gave me ...
JOE SHUSTER
As soon as I hear 'impact,' I hear pomposity, and I think, 'Jerry would hate that,'
DENNIS MCNALLY
If Kilgore plays like they did against us, I don't see anybody beating them.
DALE DOTSON
I will veto any tax increase.
SUSANA MARTINEZ
He said he would have to veto the bill. He feels like he would have to honor that commitment.
ORRIN HATCH
While I always thought of making sequels to movies like 'Ghayal,' the filmmakers would almos...
SUNNY DEOL
By vowing to veto any tax and saying it would be harmful to the state, he made it difficult for anyo...
STEVE ADAMS
I assure you if we decide to use force, Russia will not veto it.
MADELEINE ALBRIGHT
But the matter of veto, I think it becomes part of the process of negotiations,
THABO MBEKI
It is crystal clear to me that if Arabs put down a draft resolution blaming Israel for the recent ea...
AMOS OZ
I'm offering to sign a bill and not veto it.
CHARLIE NORWOOD
I think it's Jerry's masterful fiction writing.
TIM LAHAYE
A Madagascar Hissing Roach chasing Jerry Lewis. That would be a really neat treat.
MICHAEL O'DONOGHUE
Bringing in somebody like Jerry York would be, in my opinion, a great idea.
RALPH WARD
He cannot claim to support fair and equal legal protections for same-sex couples, ... and veto the v...
MARK LENO
I know how great Jerry Rice was in his prime, ... I saw it firsthand.
MIKE SHANAHAN
Jerry has talked to Rich. I don't want to speak for Jerry, but he outlined the way he intends to use...
DAN O'BRIEN
If I saw a restaurant owner refuse to serve a gay couple, I wouldn't eat there anymore. As gover...
MIKE PENCE
Yes, of course it would because there would be no veto over NATO operations by Russia or any other n...
GEORGE ROBERTSON
I talked to Jerry a couple of days ago and I informed (him) that he would not be one of our top thre...
MIKE SHANAHAN
Jerry: I love you ... you complete me.
MOVIE
Jerry and I are talking. We're fine.
WAYNE WEAVER
We should just extend it and if the White House objects, let them veto it.
TRENT LOTT
Your veto would undermine all we are doing in California. Moreover, it would jeopardize our economic...
PETE WILSON
Let me note that Kilgore Trout and I have never used semicolons. They don't do anything, don't sugge...
KURT VONNEGUT
It is not just for a few states to sit and veto global approvals.
MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD
We have serious constitutional concerns about how the legislature drafted this portion of their budg...
JOHN SWEENEY
We would like to thank Jerry for his contributions and wish him the best in his future endeavors,
BOB ULRICH
Well, it's a bit Jerry Springer (as in 'Jerry Springer Show') in that aspect,
YASMINE BLEETH
My hand seemed arrested by a silent veto.
WINSTON CHURCHILL
wanted to veto the defense bill, go ahead.
TOM DASCHLE
Onassis told Jerry about it at a dinner in New York. People trusted Jerry because his word was his b...
CHARLES OWENS
You have to (win at home) at this point. Losing Friday night brought Kilgore and Marshall back in.
RICK DOWDLE
You got to have a courageous president to stand up and says, listen, if - if you send a bill to me t...
RICK PERRY
If you ask me to compromise on principle, I will get out the veto pen.
BILL OWENS
I think we're knocking on the door of a veto-proof margin in the Senate.
SEAN TIPTON
If you procrastinate, it's going to cost you, literally.
JOANNE VETO
If you shake the box and you can hear things move, you want to repack it. And truly, the earlier you...
JOANNE VETO
It just takes a little bit longer to get everything over there, and because troops are so mobile.
JOANNE VETO
Jerry is an excellent therapist. Jerry had solutions when no one else could solve the problem.
JAY GLENN
They have a heckler's veto over speech and content.
ADAM THIERER
Doesn't sound like a veto-proof majority to me.
JAKE SIEWERT
(Jerry) and I hit it off. He's a very professional man. He was good to his word.
DAVID HUME KENNERLY
It's not the same without Jerry. It never will be.
BILL KREUTZMANN
Bill and Jerry have surrounded me with people I trust.
JEFF IRELAND
If the bill returns to the same form it was in last year, the governor will veto it again.
DAN HOPKINS
It would have been impossible for the conservatives to win any of these fights without the president...
BRIAN DARLING
Even if Angela Merkel wanted to copy Thatcher's radical renewal program, she would fail bitterly in ...
JUERGEN FALTER
Nobody said there is the intent to exercise a veto.
KYPROS CHRYSOSTOMIDES
Jerry and I have always believed in the power of prayer.
CAROL GOMEZ
Elaine: Ugh, I hate people.
Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst.
JERRY SEINFELD
It's so difficult when you have been seen for eight years. I mean, people got tired eventually even ...
JAMES MORAN
You know, the harder we make this, ... the more Jerry likes it.
PETER REED
Jerry just isn't somebody that would condone killing. He just couldn't be involved in something that...
ELAINE SMITH
Take the veto. Bush is the first president since James Garfield in 1881 not to veto a single bill. G...
JIM COOPER
Every day before school, I would bang away on Czerny, Bach, Beethoven and Mozart-and throw in a litt...
LAMAR ALEXANDER
I am absolutely going to make sure Jerry gets his ring back.
DOUG ALLEN
I grew up in a family much like the 'Jerry Springer Show,'
CHRIS CAGLE
I don't want to be in the Jerry Sandusky business.
BOB COSTAS
No, it would not be acceptable. Yes, we have veto power over certain songs in the set list. But we a...
CHARLES COPLIN
It's felt like the Jerry Lewis telethon. When the story broke at noon (last Friday), I had to clip t...
DONNA LAJOIE
Jerry, I know what?s expected of me. I won?t let you down.
TERRELL OWENS
Given that the governor has a very small base and that this base would be very offended by signing t...
LARRY GERSTON
But Bruckheimer didn't wilt. He said just do it without them. The great thing for me is that Jerry B...
TAYLOR HACKFORD
You realize, half-bloods are impossible. A human body shouldn’t be able to contain an elemental de...
PIPPA DACOSTA
If there are princes involved, you should stay out of their way.” Jerry’s smile softened his har...
PIPPA DACOSTA
It was smashing working with Jerry Desmonde, he was a very nice chap.
NORMAN WISDOM
There's got to be some compromises, ... The president has the veto pen.
BILL YOUNG
I loved Carl Perkins, Jerry lee Lewis... not only were they personal friends.
WANDA JACKSON
Maybe I can talk my good friend Jerry Rice into the same thing.
TIM BROWN
R.I.P. Jerry Lewis

You made us laugh in life. Now you have a chance to make God and all o...
ANTHONY T. HINCKS
If this is the budget that comes to me, I'll look at what I can do with use of the partial veto. If ...
DEMOCRATIC GOVJIM DOYLE
We had some hot buttons we couldn't agree on. We gave the mayor too much power. The mayor would have...
JAMES RICHARDSON
He will absolutely veto it if it comes to his desk. He believes he should take care of the people of...
CRYSTAL CANNEY
The fact that the U.S. delegation used its veto is something extremely regrettable.
FAYSSAL MEKDAD
I think the Canadian Football League is a great league, but it's not the NFL, and I'm not Je...
DARREN FLUTIE
The Bush administration has spent us into record deficits and piled mountains of debt onto our child...
NANCY PELOSI
My inspiration to do comedy came from many places. Saturday mornings, I would watch Bob Hope and Jer...
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JERRY SEINFELD
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
JERRY SEINFELD
The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers...
JERRY SEINFELD
To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.
JERRY SEINFELD
My theory is 98 percent of all human endeavor is killing time.
JERRY SEINFELD
I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to s...
JERRY SEINFELD
We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sle...
JERRY SEINFELD
Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.
JERRY SEINFELD
Summer is a great time to visit art museums, which offer the refreshing rinse of swimming pools - on...
JERRY SALTZ
Ideas come from ordinary, everyday life. And from imagination. And from feelings. And from memories....
JERRY SPINELLI
You look at Superman, the story of an orphan coming to America, keeping his identity secret and even...
JERRY ROBINSON
After 1909, Monet drastically enlarged his brushstrokes, disintegrated his images, and broke through...
JERRY SALTZ
Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie.
JERRY STILLER
Ice cream is the perfect buffer, because you can do things in a somewhat lighthearted way. Plus, peo...
JERRY GREENFIELD
I went to Gettysburg College, where the famous Civil War battle was fought. I majored in English. I ...
JERRY SPINELLI
I enjoy life, and I think that's important. Life is so fragile and so fleeting, and it's ove...
JERRY HALL
I believe in financial retirement. I don't necessarily believe in physical retirement.
JERRY DOYLE
Businesses typically look at issues like price, quality, time of delivery. They don't often thin...
JERRY GREENFIELD
There's no better feeling than making your little girls laugh.
JERRY O'CONNELL
I have a loyalty that runs in my bloodstream, when I lock into someone or something, you can't g...
JERRY LEWIS
I think my fans would probably be surprised to know I'm not insane - I'm not a crazy person ...
JERRY TRAINOR
My guitar is a mutation between a classic Fender Stratocaster guitar, which I played for years, and ...
JERRY GARCIA
As we approached each other, the noise and the students around us melted away and we were utterly al...
JERRY SPINELLI
I mean, just because you're a musician doesn't mean all your ideas are about music. So every...
JERRY GARCIA
Chris Ofili's suave, stippled, visually tricked-out paintings of the nineties, with their allove...
JERRY SALTZ
I almost resent being Charley Moviestar. Yeah, I'm grateful. But it takes me away from my kids.
JERRY LEWIS
I don't plan out my visits rigorously, but I do have a list of about 125 New York galleries, alt...
JERRY SALTZ
In November, 1964 when I was a patient at the Mayo Clinic I though seriously about killing myself.
JERRY KRAMER
I have this old '57 Porsche Speedster, and the way the door closes, I'll just sit there and ...
JERRY SEINFELD
Artschwager's art always involves looking closely at surfaces, questions what an object is, want...
JERRY SALTZ
Damien Hirst is the Elvis of the English art world, its ayatollah, deliverer, and big-thinking entre...
JERRY SALTZ
It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if we didn't have a salary cap.
JERRY JONES
Red-hot songs were born on the black streets of Baltimore, where I delivered five-gallon cans of ker...
JERRY LEIBER
I'm a fan of very, very expensive creams: Creme de la Mer, La Prairie Skin Caviar Luxe. I'm ...
JERRY HALL
My greatest moment as a jock occurred when I was 14 and playing punch ball in front of my house on A...
JERRY REINSDORF
The support this city and our fans have shown the Grizzlies made my decision to stay in Memphis an e...
JERRY WEST