I wouldn't be face-washing anyone in real life. I'd be skating to the bench real fast to get away.

It should be a good series. They're a fast skating team and we are, too.

All of the trickster, rascal characters that I write have the voice I aspire to. In real life, you can't be that obnoxious and get away with it.

People in real life don't get ballplayers' humor, the way we talk in the clubhouse.

In real life, I'm gorgeous, beautiful.

I'm terribly bad at lying in real life. I flush, look away, do the scratching of the nose, or whatever.