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I wouldn't have been that bummed if we had three in there. One. That's just not acceptable.


Jeff Wintersteen

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CHRISTOPHER PAOLINI I was just totally bummed out. It just bummed me out because it's so irritating.
MARY QUINLAN No-one believes that in just three months the situation there has been properly resolved.
NICOLAS SARKOZY I thought we competed the last three quarters but in the first quarter we did not compete, we partic...
DWAYNE CASEY You're not going to find three kids like Jeff, Greg and Adam within one program.
BOB HORNER this sounds a little simple, but I think if we didnt know illness we wouldnt really feel the exhilir...
PRISCILLA WARNER I'm a little bummed that we had a strong head wind like we did. I haven't run that slow in a long ti...
JUSTIN GATLIN We've had a problem finding a vocalist. We have not been lucky yet to find the one. I think the ...
PETER HOOK It has been said that we have not had the three R's in America, we had the six R's: remedial readin...
ROBERT MAYNARD HUTCHINS It has been said that we have not had the three R's in America, we had the six R's: remedial readin'...
ROBERT MAYNARD HUTCHINS I was like, 'I can't believed I missed that.' It was a one-in-a-million that I'd miss that. That goa...
ALEX GUERRERO I was really bummed at three-putting twice. My caddie reminded me many times that you have more than...
MARK WILSON As I stood there, with the two of them staring at me, I suddenly realised that this was more than ju...
MICHAEL BAYSWATER That is probably the best game that we have played defensively in the three years I have been at Wet...
JEFF PARSONS If we can start to say that's not acceptable in town, we can change that culture.
ALICE JACKSON Jeff and I would have liked to have had it all or nothing, but we have a client in the middle.
TOM GRIFFITH It would have been nice to win this one, but Hastings had a nice team. There were no easy points out...
TOM SANVIK That's been our ticker right there. It takes three components to win a game, and we forgot one of ou...
BOB BRUGLIO We made a good run there in the fourth quarter, but it just came too late. If we had made that run i...
BILLY THORNHILL I hated waiting. If I had one particular complaint, it was that my life seemed composed entirely of ...
MARILYNNE ROBINSON It's very exciting. I'm just bummed because we lost.
JEFF MATHIS As we have seen in Bosnia, we have been there for more than three years, and it wasn't just one dead...
OLYMPIA SNOWE Jeff appeared to me that he had it. If I thought I could have caught it, I would have. I though he h...
CASEY KOTCHMAN There is no evidence that I have been aware of, or anybody has made me aware of. I mean, we had Glen...
RICK ALLEN I've been bummed out the whole game after that happened. This guy's had a great spring, and that's r...
JOE MADDON I sat with him for three hours and we did not exchange a single word. At the end he handed me, as he...
EVA BRAUN We had police there because we were filming in downtown Los Angeles, and at one point I looked over ...
REBECCA GERTSMARK Deep down, we knew we were better than that. For the kids that have been in the program, this wasn't...
GREG SIMS Our defense let us down. We just got ourselves in a hole that we shouldn't have been in. We couldn't...
ELGIN PERRY We've been looking for 30 years and we have not found an acceptable substitute for PFOA.
DAVID BOOTHE We've been looking for 30 years, and we have not found an acceptable substitute for PFOA.
DAVID BOOTHE We had (Carlos) Beltran and (Jeff) Kent and (Jeff) Bagwell, and they could all put us ahead with one...
ADAM EVERETT We worried a little I think. If they had hit a big three we would have been more worried but we went...
JEN BLUES He had one bad race. I don't think that means anything because he had one bad race. Just because he'...
MARK MARTIN Nationalism in Norway was very strong in 1905, that we must be free of Sweden. But I must say, I'...
OLAV THON Some of them had been there two or three days. Some of them had not eaten in six days.
CHERYL HICKMAN If language had been the creation not of poetry but of logic, we should only have one.
FRIEDRICH HEBBEL If language had been the creation not of poetry but of logic, we should only have one
HEBBEL In the 66 years that I have been alive, there has not been one hour, of one day, of one month, of on...
FREDERICK FORSYTH Facebook keeps asking whats on my mind, i just keep posting : you wouldnt wanna know dat
OLASOT Last year, I think we had three cars that had been bought at one of our auctions, restored and broug...
HAROLD LEMAY If we had not done that, there's no doubt we would have been slaughtered.
HANK THOMAS Jeff and Jon have had to step up their game. Each has taken it upon themselves to maintain the excel...
JEFF PYLE If I had a 42 or better in there somewhere, instead of having to count a 46, we would have won. That...
BOB BECKMAN Enormous slaughter may have been acceptable in previous centuries. It simply isn't acceptable an...
EDWARD LUCK How did you become blind, uh, Jeff is it?"
Yeah, Jeff. Well, I looked directly at the sun, you ...
JAMES PATTERSON We feel the problems that were cited in the report have been corrected. We feel their plan of correc...
RICHARD MCGARVEY We have lived for three years without a fatality and (there have been) three demonstrations against ...
ALFREDO PEREZ RUBALCABA There was no language that required or forced mergers in those counties, but clearly if funding were...
ADAM LEVINSON I think Starbucks created a platform and, ultimately, a runway for many other companies to emulate. ...
HOWARD SCHULTZ I knew that in my past If i found "the one" there wouldn't have been others in my life
DEICY ZULEICA GONZALEZ We were shut down. For this team to do that, it's just not acceptable.
BRIAN RANDLE In terms of dangers, such as viruses, fraud or identity theft, I don't think we were thinking ab...
BOB KAHN Obviously we had been keen to negotiate a two-year contract for Jeff but when Collingwood came in wi...
CRAIG CAMERON We just had a couple of bad ends. My team played great. I just wish I could throw that last one agai...
EVE BELISLE The last three weeks have been quite disappointing and I had been putting a lot of pressure on mysel...
A.J. ALLMENDINGER I had reasoned this out in my mind, there was one of two things I had a right to, liberty or death; ...
HARRIET TUBMAN If Beckham had scored the match would have been over. There was no way for us to come back, ... The ...
ROBERT PIRES You look at one game we lost against Baltimore early in the year. We had a missed call at first base...
KEN MACHA There is zero indication that Jeff, in any way, shape, or form, had that 9 mm in his hand. Just beca...
FERRIS WEBBY we
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in the morning.
CHARLES BUKOWSKI We'll play when we get there, I guess. It's not our fault that we can't get down there. You'd love i...
TOMMY TUBERVILLE In all the interviews I have done, I cannot remember one offender who did not admit privately to mor...
ANNA C. SALTER If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been an...
RAYMOND CHANDLER "We all have a call in life... Mine is to be me. No matter how hard, no matter how inconvenient. No ...
NILSA FACCHI-BOLLIER A better ending could not have been scripted. Of course, if we had won, that would have been better.
BOBBY BOWDEN Yeah. Just think, if I had been there the speeches would have gone on even longer. Maybe two hours!
MARIO CUOMO These levees should have been expected to perform adequately at these levels if they had been design...
RAYMOND SEED We had enough race car, just not enough time. We might have been able to make a stab at the 38 [Sadl...
DALE EARNHARDT JR I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.
IMELDA MARCOS I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes. I had one thousand and sixty.
IMELDA MARCOS It hasn't sunk in. For every one of us that has been there for three or four campaigns, this is how ...
MARK SCHWARZER Jeff Ulbrich understands the game. He works hard. He studies film. Coverage is not just speed, it's ...
MIKE SINGLETARY We had one burp there. That just happens.
TRACY BODI I've been doubted since I've been in high school and have had to prove them wrong. I'll just go out ...
OMAR JACOBS If it wasn't for R-CALF, folks, we would have been taking not just cattle but beef from a country th...
LEO MCDONNELL We had just worked on that play the other day in practice. I?m supposed to stay in the rundown as lo...
CHRIS ENGLISH I knew if we did what we had been working on we'd get there, but we only did it for one quarter.
DANNY COSTELLO Here lately, we had been getting three (players) in double digits. We need that.
SANDY WRIGHT That was a tough one to lose. That's a game that should have been won in regulation. We were up thre...
RAFER ALSTON All three games, I just wasn't making that good of quality pitches. Just had to battle there.
DERRICK TURNBOW We're not sure if we've got two people out there or three people or a group of people or if it's jus...
CMDR. KIM HUMPHREY It's always been there, but it's always been underground. Nothing seems to be sacred anymore. It jus...
KATHERINE ORR There was a tense sort of two or three days where we had not qualified for state and we were just wa...
MICHAEL SMYTH We would have been skeptical if we had not seen it.
LINDA EPPLEY It was not over capacity, and so there should not have been three in a cell.
BILL CUNNINGHAM That's the problem. [The coaches] are just not happy, and me personally, I've had five in four games...
REX HADNOT I had to deal with being somewhat of an outcast because it's not socially acceptable to be a str...
TAYLOR HICKS We would not have been put in this position if it had not been for the actions of Charles Sawyer.
BOB MARSHALL If we had not been dealing with the devil in person, we could have saved Algeria.
GEORGES BIDAULT If it had just been some femme fatale, I think this whole thing could have been settled. You know, i...
COLIN QUINN I had already won three times as project director, so I told her if she was serious about this, she ...
DAWNA STONE They say there is other fish in the sea, thats why we masterbait
OMEGA YEMI I'd be bummed if it left. It's so great to have all these elite athletes in Aspen.
ASIA JENKINS There was little physical damage to the building, but there was clear psychological damage, ... In t...
BARRY COHEN They're coming in on chapter 48 of a 200-chapter Russian novel. I mean, things happen in year one, e...
RICHARD PRICE There is not much to say at this point in the tournament, you just have a job to do. There are only ...
KRISSY WENDELL Men are taught that if we are not the ultimate provider, we are a complete failure. We have to be nu...
EDGAR RAMIREZ I have found that love does not include hacking into email, deleting friends, pictures,reading journ...
STARGAZER We're a late starter. D.C. is probably the last major gay urban area to have a historical archive gr...
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JEFF LINDSAY Their conversation ceased abruptly with the entry of an oddly-shaped man whose body resembled a cert...
JEFF PHILLIPS I used to be on the Lincoln City Council. You learn that there's never enough money for all of t...
JEFF FORTENBERRY By now, we all know that Hollywood producers always chase after the same properties, that the sharks...
JEFF GILES Is that why you're crying?"
(...) "It's just hormones," she said. "I didn't want anyone to see....
JEFF LINDSAY ¿Acaso no estábamos todos locos cuando dormíamos? ¿Qué era el sueño, al fin y al cabo, sino el...
JEFF LINDSAY Pero, por triste que sea, la vida no siempre imita al arte. -Dexter
JEFF LINDSAY That left either magical powers or coincidence, and although I have nothing at all against Harry Pot...
JEFF LINDSAY Cualquiera puede ser encantador si no le importa mentir y decir todas las cosas estúpidas, obvias y...
JEFF LINDSAY She stared at me "You have a message," she said. "On you machine."
I looked over at my answerin...
JEFF LINDSAY I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wai...
JEFF LINDSAY Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist.
JEFF LINDSAY After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the c...
JEFF LINDSAY But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d...
JEFF LINDSAY It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep...
JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve...
JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ...
JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock...
JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark...
JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva...
JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be.
JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good.
JEFF LINDSAY