I write in a very melodic way, so that will never leave. I think my records will always tend to be approachable.

I think I write in a fairly self-confident manner.

I write the shopping column. I think I've proven my superficiality.

I write lustily and humorously. It isn't calculated; it's the way I think. I've invented a writing style that expresses who I am.

I write and rewrite and rewrite and write and like to turn in what I think is finished work.

There's always going to be controversy when you write the way I write.