Norm MacDonald
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My dad had this thing - everyone in Canada wants to play hockey; that's all they want to do. So ... NORM MACDONALD I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals. NORM MACDONALD I sort of try to write everything for me. I'm a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae... NORM MACDONALD All my life's about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about ... NORM MACDONALD I think clever people think that poor people are stupid. NORM MACDONALD I miss seeing real comics, Shecky Greene and Buddy Hackett, those types. I like straight stand-up, t... NORM MACDONALD Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can ... NORM MACDONALD I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends abou... NORM MACDONALD I don't really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have... NORM MACDONALD Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, tha... NORM MACDONALD I sort of have open invitations from a lot of people to do TV. But it's very hard for me to do r... NORM MACDONALD I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical. NORM MACDONALD When I was young, I'd watch guys on 'The Tonight Show', Buddy Hackett, guys like that, w... NORM MACDONALD I didn't really want to inject myself into anything political. A lot of people were asking me at... NORM MACDONALD I started on 'Saturday Night Live' the same time Conan started on Late Night. We just had a ... NORM MACDONALD Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can ... NORM MACDONALD I'm a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I don't remember who won Super Bowls... NORM MACDONALD I have always loved Las Vegas. It's a traditional place for lounge comics to perform, and I love... NORM MACDONALD I never had any interest in sitcoms or motion pictures or anything like that. NORM MACDONALD In theatres, you're kind of disconnected. Also, it's way too big for the likes of me. Unless... NORM MACDONALD It's a very odd thing with Hollywood, where you do stand-up, you're good at it, then they go... NORM MACDONALD I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you'... NORM MACDONALD There are these showcase clubs where 14 guys will go on in a row and people are laughing at everythi... NORM MACDONALD NORM CROSBY NORM CROSBY Let me be clear, the discussions about Social Security are not about the retirement security of thos... NORM COLEMAN NORM CROSBY NORM CROSBY NORM CROSBY NORM CROSBY NORM CROSBY The Endangered Species Act is the strongest and most effective tool we have to repair the environmen... NORM DICKS We have to get away from the class warfare and recognize that we are growing jobs by helping small b... NORM COLEMAN NORM CROSBY Last year, Congress gave the Department of Defense the authority to design a new civilian personnel ... NORM DICKS NORM CROSBY NORM CROSBY The time has come for the American government to recognize the damage that has occurred to our econo... NORM DICKS It is intellectually dishonest to look backwards with all the facts and judge the decisions that wer... NORM COLEMAN Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark... NORM PAPERNICK The heart is deceitful and wicked in everyone; the Holy Spirit changes even the most wretched sinner... NORM TOMLINSON This funding from the National Endowment for the Arts has been like the Good Housekeeping seal of ap... NORM DICKS Give Quincy credit. We tried to guard him but he makes you pay. He's a terrific player and he hit so... NORM ROBERTS NORM CROSBY When you are taught that you evolved from an animal then you will act like an animal. When you know ... NORM TOMLINSON The Pell Grant is more than a financial aid program for college students in need. It is the right th... NORM COLEMAN (Woody) "What's up Mr Peterson?" (Norm) "My Nipples, It's 30 degrees outside..." NORM PETERSON There are many that claim "I am a Christian" but never have been transformed by The Holy Spirit.
The... NORM TOMLINSON These subsidies from four European governments, which include aircraft launch assistance, capital in... NORM DICKS UPS understands it is not part of the probe. NORM BLACK Which Lord do you worship? The lord of the money tree or the Lord that was nailed to a tree? The gos... NORM TOMLINSON I am nothing more than a wretched man that needs God's mercy and grace. I am redeemed by the blood o... NORM TOMLINSON NORM CROSBY The surfaces on here aren't as hard or as impervious to scratching and damage as the commercial ones... NORM NICHOLS You don't become a Christian by chance, God calls you because He already determined it. You really t... NORM TOMLINSON Literally, I have had them walk in here with a 50 or a 30 gallon trash can half full of water with c... NORM NICHOLS It's almost like thinking of twins. NORM PARKER Otherwise we have stranded gas, nowhere to go. So connecting to the pipeline is absolutely critical ... NORM MILLER What I did was sit down with the Washington State officials, with the historic preservation people, ... NORM DICKS We are also working on the restoration of salmon runs, and we are doing a new process of mass markin... NORM DICKS One word for those who repent and trust in Christ...
SALVATION!!!!! NORM TOMLINSON I am deeply troubled about your emphatic denials .... NORM COLEMAN You get paid more at McDonald's than you do under the existing minimum wage. NORM COLEMAN My concern is the integrity of the process, respect for the Senate and the subcommittee. So it's rea... NORM COLEMAN The findings from this review, I hope, will provide Congress with the requisite information to make ... NORM COLEMAN The Pell Grant is more than a financial aid program for college students in need. It is the right th... NORM COLEMAN These birds used to nest on all the major shorelines in the state, but what's on those shorelines no... NORM BRUNSWIG Dear athiests,
The Lord God is still God no matter what you say or believe. You will still bow down ... NORM TOMLINSON We don't have the resources to sue everybody. NORM ZADA NORM CROSBY NORM CROSBY NORM CROSBY If we were obedient to God as dogs are to us the world would be a better place. NORM TOMLINSON True peace comes from God through Christ Jesus!!! NORM TOMLINSON NORM CROSBY The system is broken, worthless. NORM MATLOFF That was exasperating, to see this matter trivialized like that, NORM DICKS When your logo and your brand is associated with a champion of this caliber, and you hear about his ... NORM SCHERSTROM When the American government turned it's back on God; it turned it's back on the forefathers and ver... NORM TOMLINSON Was lost but now I'm found... God predestined to save His lost; not us freely choosing Christ.. Salv... NORM TOMLINSON Repentance is necessary because it shows the person how evil their sin is. True repentance leads to ... NORM TOMLINSON How can anyone truly claim to be a Christian without one act of repentance? NORM TOMLINSON Salvation is from the Lord, it is predestined to His elect. Glory be to God Almighty for such an irr... NORM TOMLINSON Man's free will to "choose" Christ is playing tug of war with God's sovereignty.. NORM TOMLINSON Free will destroyed man's relationship with God, God's will restored it. NORM TOMLINSON Be a warrior for Christ, the most powerful weapon is the Word of God. NORM TOMLINSON We shouldn't determine what is sin and not. If God's word declares that it's a sin; then it is. The ... NORM TOMLINSON Racism, unfortunately still exists and may always exist because of sin.
We all bleed the same color,... NORM TOMLINSON You are my Lord and King; You are my sovereign and graceful God. What I have You graciously gave me,... NORM TOMLINSON Cruelty to humans and animals resides in the evilness of man. A godly man will not harm in a cruel w... NORM TOMLINSON The biblical understanding of Christianity is not asking Jesus into your heart; it is God's grace al... NORM TOMLINSON Abortion is the new holocaust, it is a real life horror story that involves millions of unwanted bab... NORM TOMLINSON Racism is sin itself.
Trump didn't cause the racism in men's hearts, sin did.
You have people statin... NORM TOMLINSON Redeemed by a merciful King that humbled Himself and paid for the penalty I rightly deserve. NORM TOMLINSON The problem with free will doctrine is that it empowers man to God status.. NORM TOMLINSON A random act of kindness goes a long way. NORM TOMLINSON Sad thing about "Christians" in America these days, they would rather read books like heaven is for ... NORM TOMLINSON When you don't have anyone to talk to or listen to you. God is always available... NORM TOMLINSON The very moment when Americans can not worship the one true God will be the fall of this once great ... NORM TOMLINSON If atheists don't believe in God then why do they keep attacking Him? NORM TOMLINSON America needs to wake up and be called to true repentance. NORM TOMLINSON We are all slaves of sin until the Grace of God truly reveals the Gospel of Christ Jesus to His fall... NORM TOMLINSON A nation without the Gospel of Jesus Christ is a nation in chaos. NORM TOMLINSON Christianity is the most hated religion but does the most charity than all others.. Go figure... NORM TOMLINSON Calvinist:
Being a slave for Christ and not of sin. NORM TOMLINSON First word Jesus Christ said in his preaching was repent. You can claim to "know Jesus" but does Jes... NORM TOMLINSON A world without God is a world without fear, without law, without order, without
hope. NORM TOMLINSON America is being destroyed from the inside with it's secular liberal movement. A country without Chr... NORM TOMLINSON No man is a good man without the indwelling of the Holy Spirit within him. NORM TOMLINSON My Lord and Savior Jesus, because of my wickedness and wretched ways I deserve hell. You saved me fr... NORM TOMLINSON What's wrong with America? You have people that don't agree with the death penalty but it's okay to ... NORM TOMLINSON The wickedness of the secular agenda is destroying this country. NORM TOMLINSON The more I understand the doctrine of John Calvin the more I realize what a merciful and graceful Go... NORM TOMLINSON Christian faith doesn't come naturally to a person, God must give the faith to the person. NORM TOMLINSON I told the guys it was like getting a monkey, and then I said a gorilla off our back. NORM ROBERTS I think we can extend MILC and do reconciliation in a way that has little or no impact on other impo... NORM COLEMAN Everyone thinks I've been offered all these job opportunities. There's only been one job offer I tur... NORM CHOW Mankind will never be good enough to "choose" Jesus as Saviour. It takes the mercy and grace of God ... NORM TOMLINSON Let it be the Will of God not the will of man. NORM TOMLINSON I think he's going to fall back on what he didn't want to do, what he swore he wouldn't do, but almo... NORM ORNSTEIN What is wrong with America?
When we idolize false gods and other things rather than worshipping the ... NORM TOMLINSON It is said that God has a passive wrath and a full wrath. I believe America under God's passive wrat... NORM TOMLINSON He's putting a marker down that an awful lot of his colleagues have been unwilling to do. NORM ORNSTEIN There is a real opportunity right now as parents and grandparents to come up with a plan that leaves... NORM COLEMAN So when people go to the park this summer, they are not going to have the same quality of a visit. T... NORM DICKS This game was a carry-over from what we learned in the Alaska tournament. We learned what we need to... NORM HAYTER We do not have any accounts of the suspect getting into an automobile or hopping on a boat, NORM STAMPER Everybody's an expert, and everybody's got an opinion. It takes a lot of calm heads and negotiations... NORM JARVIS Unforgiveness tortures the soul and destroys the heart. NORM TOMLINSON The Bonaparte has a thin, black bill. The Franklin has a dark red bill. NORM LANTZ I think we can extend MILC and do reconciliation in a way that has little or no impact on other impo... NORM COLEMAN It hurts to lose. What we did, the things I didn't want to see us do, stay out of the box, and that'... NORM GAGNE We had our chances in the first five minutes to win the game, and we didn't bury them. That whole ga... NORM GAGNE I told the kids that it is playoff time now and I believe that it is not always the most-talented te... NORM GAGNE He told me he just got pushed into the middle. He didn't mean to be there. NORM GAGNE Why do people blame God for the bad things that happen or ask "where was God when you needed Him"? W... NORM TOMLINSON I am a wretched sinner that is made righteous by a merciful God and Savior. His blood shed for me ev... NORM TOMLINSON Everyday I see today's secular churches wanting to please people. A true church should only want to ... NORM TOMLINSON When you go this long, you've got to grit it out. That's what it's all about. You've got to grit it ... NORM GAGNE Only the Shepherd's sheep hears His voice and seeks Him. NORM TOMLINSON The heart of mankind is evil and wicked; it takes the Holy Spirit to change it. NORM TOMLINSON When he came to me wanting to do something in astronomy, I got excited. Astronomy is my first love i... NORM NEGUS Man's trust in his good works, self righteousness and salvation only lands him in hell. NORM TOMLINSON A Christian's faith in Christ is not of their own but given to the Christian by an Almighty God. NORM TOMLINSON The heart of the gospel is redemption, and the essence of redemption is the substitutionary sacrific... NORM TOMLINSON NORM CROSBY We patched it up with chewing gum and Scotch tape. NORM HEWITT The truth in Calvin's theology helps a man understand God's grace. NORM TOMLINSON Women, Can't live with 'em, Pass the beer nuts. NORM PETERSON Oil-for-food shows the need for reform. There was fraud, corruption, mismanagement, NORM COLEMAN [Leinart acknowledged before summer camp began that he was] upset ... The good thing about this year... NORM CHOW This is being brought up for partisan political reasons, and it's not a serious attempt to pass it, NORM DICKS It's going to be impossible to replace Brandon Ward. We think Gabe (Willey) can fill in very nicely ... NORM BRUEMMER I would rather be trampled by raging elephants than see the full wrath of my God. My repentance from... NORM TOMLINSON Without Christ's resurrection there would be no hope and no eternal life. All that Christians believ... NORM TOMLINSON We made the plays when we needed to, and Tiffany buckled down when she needed to. NORM BOYLES The game goes so fast. We essentially had the ball eight times. In college, you're looking at 12, 14... NORM CHOW There will be some things that are different that all college coaches go through when they get to th... NORM CHOW Hey, I copied every play I ever learned from guys who are a lot smarter than I am. NORM CHOW This guy's a little bit special. This guy's a little different. NORM CHOW The guy's one of the best quarterbacks in the NFL. To tie him up and say he just has to do what we e... NORM CHOW Believe me, Southern Cal is going to be just fine, and Matt's going to be just fine, ... I wasn't th... NORM CHOW Steve will have more freedom to audible. Why not? The guy's been in the league 10 years. NORM CHOW I think coordinators have always done the same stuff. Every play I've run, I've copied. ... Maybe it... NORM CHOW They've got so much athletic ability. They can go outside and pressure the ball. Not too many teams ... NORM ROBERTS The American people are going to judge the majority party here today. If they go out here and vote f... NORM DICKS NORM CROSBY NORM CROSBY America has a strategic interest in continuing to welcome international students at our colleges, un... NORM COLEMAN We don't have any details on this investigation. Our understanding is it does not involve UPS. NORM BLACK This winter is a blessing for the wine and grape growing industry. NORM BEAL The concrete for the ramps has been poured to provide an ADA-compliant slope and the landscaping wil... NORM CHAMBERS America has a strategic interest in continuing to welcome international students at our colleges, un... NORM COLEMAN I told the guys (other assistants), 'If you think of something, write it down, because I'm not going... NORM CHOW This would have been a nice thing to have, but hey, the commission overwhelmingly decided the secret... NORM DICKS This is not a real aggressive move by the government to do anything. NORM EHRLICH I think we can run and get to the football. Last year five of the seven games we lost we were ahead.... NORM EASH These are three huge projects that are going to have a huge impact. NORM LUPPINO He was ?Mr. Racing' in Medina. NORM KRUEGER It wasn't my time, but had I died, I wouldn't have known about it. NORM MANSFIELD giving aid and comfort to their adversaries. NORM ORNSTEIN I think it's a perfect age for them to do an investigation . . . that's unique to them and not a c... NORM NEGUS I haven't sent anyone out that door yet without a smile. NORM ROSENDALE We got frustrated. Duke does that to you. We tried to keep our composure, but we're a young team and... NORM ROBERTS Sometimes the other team is better than you. NORM PRICE It's going to be great. You're going to have those new bridges. You'll be going underneath the new b... NORM WIGINGTON We writers, as we work our way deeper into our craft, learn to drop more and more personal clues. Li... ROSS MACDONALD RICHARD MACDONALD GEORGE MACDONALD GEORGE MACDONALD GEORGE MACDONALD GEORGE MACDONALD GEORGE MACDONALD GEORGE MACDONALD GEORGE MACDONALD GEORGE MACDONALD GEORGE MACDONALD GEORGE MACDONALD GEORGE MACDONALD GEORGE MACDONALD
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The best preparation for the future is the present well seen to, and the last duty done. 