Albert Brooks
Related ALBERT BROOKS Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill JUDE WATSON It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea. JUDE WATSON Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill ROLAND SMITH I can tell you that you will have your hearts broken more by the people you love than by the people ... MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX JOAN RIVERS CLINT EASTWOOD I'm still a big 'Grey's Anatomy' fan. BROOKE ELLIOTT MONTEL WILLIAMS I'm looking for one of two things and sometimes they dovetail: I'm looking to go into a thea... HAL PRICE MICHAEL BAY About f-f-ace!" she said to the horse, flailing with her boots. "Into the barn, please. It's time fo... PETER LERANGIS RICK RIORDAN HARLAND WILLIAMS I'd always want to decorate my bedroom. I needed visuals and to be stimulated by things. I'm... ROB ZOMBIE I'd like to do a show that's not a sitcom. HORATIO SANZ People always used to say to me, 'Don't you want your own show? That'd be so cool if you... CANDY CROWLEY All the way on the West Coast, never having seen a Broadway show, it was like, 'They don't w... DAVEED DIGGS I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow. CARROT TOP I used to watch 'Grey's Anatomy' pretty religiously. ERINN HAYES There's a lot of people who don't want anything from me but to laugh and have a good time. Y... DAVE CHAPPELLE I would love to see a sequel to 'The Rocketeer.' I'd love to see that! I don't know ... BILLY CAMPBELL ADAM SCOTT When a television show like 'Scandal' becomes the biggest show in recent history, suddenly a... JUSSIE SMOLLETT I'm a big fan of Albert Brooks, Nichols and May. I'd like to follow in their footsteps and d... ILLEANA DOUGLAS It looked like 'The Sound of Music' would even surpass 'Ben Hur,' and I thought it w... WILLIAM WYLER I'd like to see the Amazon rainforests before they're all gone, and also the Galapagos - tha... BILL ENGVALL Sometimes I feel like I'm a contestant in a reality show that probably would be called The Appre... BOB IGER When I was young and it was someone's birthday, I didn't have the money to buy nice presents... DAVID HENRIE RICK RIORDAN BRYSON TILLER JACK BLACK ALESSIA CARA I've been watching 'The Cosby Show' and 'Roseanne' a lot right now, and those wo... ABBI JACOBSON RAINI RODRIGUEZ ED HELMS I don't want to be in somebody else's movie, and then they make all the money. I've gott... EAZY-E If I wasn't Eddie Albert's son, I'd be someone else's. It gave me a chance to do a l... EDDIE ALBERT ELLEN DEGENERES Alas, I think I am becoming a god. TITUS LUCAN LUCAN I see it as a compliment to be compared to someone like Sharapova who has won five Slams. She's ... EUGENIE BOUCHARD I didn't want to write sketch comedy after 'Mr. Show.' I felt like, after 'Mr. Show&... BRIAN POSEHN RICHARD BRANSON At Andreessen Horowitz, we talk about the notion of being 'too hungry to eat.' That's to... SCOTT WEISS JAN DE BONT I love working on films and I'd love to do some interesting work, but if somebody asked me, '... JACKIE EARLE HALEY I mean I would still love to be in Mel Brooks' movies; he's great. ARMIE HAMMER I would be on the 'anti-reality' show. I can't stand reality TV. I can tell you one that... ERIC CHURCH The way I see it: Why get out of bed when you can read about people who got out of bed? -ERIC FOREMAN THAT 70'S SHOW ZOSIA MAMET CUSH JUMBO I feel 'Breaking Bad' - maybe everybody says this about their show - I feel like this show i... BETSY BRANDT I'd like to do more Shakespeare. I'd like to do Iago in Othello. I look so benign. It would ... KYLE MACLACHLAN I would be terrified if Bill Maher was like, 'Hey, do you want to come on the show?' I would... CONSTANCE ZIMMER I'd like to see a ghost. It would confirm there's an afterlife. MARLON WAYANS There are things I'm doing with 'The After' that would've never flown on 'The X-... CHRIS CARTER ALEXANDER POPE There's a book that I read, really a great book - it's called 'Lone Survivor' and I ... JARED PADALECKI DEBBIE FORD DAVID ARCHULETA RACHEL BILSON That's sort of like asking a parent who their favorite child is. It's very hard to determine... LANCE BURTON There's reality shows and things like that and I think 'Parenthood's kind of a throwback... MONICA POTTER I've had to ban my mum from coming to see me play. She gets so nervous before any show. I've... BIRDY Don't have to see," the pilot grunted. "Olga knows the way."GORDON KORMAN I think there's something about supernatural shows that people see and just want to put me in th... COLTON HAYNES I think that androgyny is so amazing. Men's shows I can look at and say, 'I would wear that.... MARK INDELICATO HUGO CHAVEZ DYLAN MORAN DAVID CARSON BROOKE BURKE SENECA SENECA SENECA SENECA SENECA SENECA SENECA I mean, that's another big surprise of the show, is that I see sixteen year old people who recog... STEVE BURNS People see me on the 'Daily Show' or 'About a Boy'. But the reality is that I only g... AL MADRIGAL JACOB DEGROM BONNIE SOMERVILLE DYLAN MCDERMOTT PAULA DEEN I've had all types of beautiful girls tell me that they ugly when they look in the mirror, as if... LEE DANIELS RICHARD BRANSON There's a couple of movie parts that I can't remember. There was always something kind of lu... CRAIG ROBINSON I always find Victoria's Secret models a bit weird. EDIE CAMPBELL KYLIE JENNER Well, they just don't know anything else except that one form of their business, acting, and the... JACKIE COOPER JASON MRAZ I'm not saying anything to denigrate 'Criminal Minds'; that's a great show. I just d... PAGET BREWSTER I'd love to have my own TV show, in the way that Julianna Margulies has 'The Good Wife,'... LARA PULVER HENRY ROLLINS JAKE GYLLENHAAL WASHED OUT
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I'd still like to see 'Survivor' minus the planned show-biz parts. That would be the purest form of ... 
Show business is - you're there by somebody's fluke. And as long as somebody likes you, and ... 
I don't like to see a president who is just out campaigning all year long or for the last four y... 
Why more reality-based TV? You'd think that after the first 'Survivor' it would have gon... 
I make movies that audiences like, that I'd want to see. That's all. 
You see?" Damien leaned over his desk and spread out half a dozen charcoal sketches. "These are only... 
I'd done a ton of movies here in Hollywood, and I realized that every movie I'd done was som... 
Like, on the 'Parks And Rec' set, I still feel like I'm a guest star. Being a fan of the... 
I've got a few ideas," (Amy) admitted. "But I don't know where we're going in the long term. I mean ... 
I can't wait to see someone else from Louisville make a hit song 'cos that'd be dope. I ... 
I'd just like to be in films that I would like to see. 
It's important to show that there's different ways of doing things. Some people like to be g... 
'That's So Raven' was my favorite show growing up! I loved Raven so much! That show is w... 
I like being from a city that is not entrenched in show business. When you're in New York City o... 
Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's j... 
Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. 
When hiring somebody, I never ask to see a curriculum vitae. I feel that since I didn't have one... 
I think the audience would like to see movies that are stunning to watch. I really think they'd ... 
I don't watch much television. My old TV agent used to always get mad at me because he'd sen... 
I'd like to see someone try to make Cush Jumbo up. It's my real name. 
Teach me to feel another's woe, to hide the fault I see, that mercy I to others show, that mercy... 
Sometimes we can't see our own selves, our own shortcomings, but it's so easy to see somebod... 
I knew people liked me on 'American Idol,' but I didn't think they'd care to come se... 
I'm the fourth generation to be in show business. It's pretty neat; it's nice to have th... 
I shook Obama's hand and I said, 'I want to be your friend.' My hand is still outstretch... 
I really can't describe what my stand-up is like - people see it and they say it's like that... 
Having done a lot of magazines, I'm very curious how big magazines handle big stories, and I was... 
I like feet. I definitely have a fetish. I love to see a man's bare foot, but its got to be take... 
Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end. 
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. 
Just as I shall select my ship when I am about to go on a voyage, or my house when I propose to take... 
I don't like giving up hits and stuff, but I try not to show it. I don't want the hitter to ... 
Every year there's five cop shows, five medical shows and five 'Law & Orders,' but w... 
You'd see those movie stars on the screen, and say, 'I want to be that guy.' 
I think if you've been invited to someone's house, you eat what they serve you. Even if you ... 
So I've seen life as one long learning process. And if I see - you know, if I fly on somebody el... 
I'm way flashier on Instagram and Snapchat because I feel like that's what people want to se... 
I always think of the live show first, where the song is gonna go in the show. That's why they a... 
I've been on 'Jay Leno,' and everyone likes Jay, but being on that show is a really bori... 
As much as I am one for real human interaction, I also want to make a show that's entertaining a... 
Any musician - I would say 99% of musicians - needs some help along the way. Most people, even if th... 
What's interesting about books that take place in the future, even twenty years in the future, i... 
Even if you didn't see the movie, you'd see two words you'd never seen put together before -- comedy... 
Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you. 
If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively. 
I can take the steel guitars and fiddles off, we can make it a little more pop, cover ideas that are... 
Meditate on the unique relationship between Christians. Psalm 133:1 proclaims the goodness and pleas... 
#4. Spend more time considering areas of agreement than disagreement. The doctrines you share with o... 
I grew up in Adelaide, Australia. No one in my family had finished high school, and I was smart at m... 
Sydney in the 1960s wasn't the exuberant multicultural metropolis it is today. Out in the city&#... 
Sometimes I thank God... for cheeseburgers. 
You can't succeed if you don't know what losing is. 
He said true things, but called them by wrong names. 
The best advisers, helpers and friends, always are not those who tell us how to act in special cases... 
It is for us, in whom the Christian Church is at this moment partially embodied, to declare that Chr... 
Commemoration of Phillips Brooks, Bishop of Massachusetts, spiritual writer, 1893 If man is man a... 
We are each other's harvest; we are each other's business; we are each other's magnitude and bond. 
At least the box is full of something useful. On his photo gracing a box of Raisin Bran 
Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin. The talent of a writer is h... 
Poetry is life distilled. 
Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain of being a damned fool.