I'd vote for Mickey Mouse before I voted for John McCain and Sarah Palin.

John McCain's choice of Sarah Palin as running mate is the towering example of his poor judgment. Palin's ignorance of public affairs is monumental.

In choosing Governor Sarah Palin as his running mate, John McCain has chosen for the future.

Sarah Palin lacked the preparation or temperament to be one heartbeat away from the presidency, but what she possessed in abundance was the ability to inflame political passions and energize the John McCain campaign with star quality.

Shrek is the Mickey Mouse of DreamWorks.

Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!