I'm a big eater. I mean, a lot of my stand-up is about food, and you write about what you know, and that's the only thing I know. I don't know anything else.
Jim Gaffigan
Related It's only Western civilization that, God forbid, you talk about dying, when it's the only th... ABEL FERRARA I'm standing behind a wall of jokes. You don't know about my personal life, my girlfriends, ... STEVEN WRIGHT I don't know what any of my songs are about. I don't sit down to write about anything. They&... LIAM GALLAGHER I just like to keep my money in the bank; I'm not a big risk-taker. I don't know anything ab... WAYNE GRETZKY You cant live champagne life,if you cant buy beer. I DONT KNOW When I'm hired just to be an actress, I don't have to worry about anything else but showing ... PAULA GARCES I didn't know my mother had it. I think a lot of women don't know their mothers had it; that... MARIE OSMOND I love to get to that place where I don't know what kind of music I'm doing; I don't kno... ARIEL PINK I don't cook. I don't know anything about food. I've never reviewed a restaurant. CALVIN TRILLIN You know what, I'm happy to say that everything outside of 'Dexter' feels like a vacatio... JENNIFER CARPENTER I'm a decent cook, and I will try to cook anything. My only weakness is that I don't know se... PATRICE O'NEAL I don't like plots. I don't know what a plot means. I can't stand the idea of anything t... MAIRA KALMAN I know what you're saying, but I already told you all the truth and I, I don't what, I don... WEN HO LEE If you don't read it, you don't know. I mean, that's why I have a PR team. They read it ... ANNE WOJCICKI The thing I find really scary about ghosts and demons is that you don't really know what they ar... OREN PELI I have thought about the next steps, and you know, they still don't know that I can dance. They ... NAIMA ADEDAPO I've never dated anyone in Hollywood - or anyone famous, for that matter. I don't know that ... ED SHEERAN I don't read the magazines that make things up about people. I know what the truth is. I don'... ASHTON KUTCHER Naturally, my stories are about women - I'm a woman. I don't know what the term is for men w... ALICE MUNRO I don't know about an awful lot of stuff. I'm not educated. I left school when I was 16, wit... ROBBIE WILLIAMS I don't ever know where I'm going. Because one of the wonderful things about writing, which ... WALTER MOSLEY That's something a lot of folks don't know about me - I'm pretty darn funny. MICHAEL JAI WHITE You write about what you know. It makes everything easier, and also more truthful. In this case, I g... DANIEL H. WILSON Why can I write 'South' with some assurance that you'll know I mean Richmond and don'... JOHN SHELTON REED I actually read 'Wonder Woman,' and here's the thing about her: she's more of a phys... JAIMIE ALEXANDER It's funny when people ask an actor what they want to play next, because you don't get to de... DYLAN WALSH I'm only 26 - I don't know anything about life yet. Life is like a puzzle and my pieces are ... VILLE VALO I know some of you don't care about food stamps, but I'm telling you if it feeds children, y... ROBERT J. BENTLEY I think my thing is that... I don't know. And that's why I don't wanna sing about 'T... ZARA LARSSON I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. ELVIS PRESLEY When people say, 'You have Alzheimer's,' you have no idea what Alzheimer's is. You k... NANCY REAGAN That's what I do this for, to secure my family's future. I don't care about anything els... CONOR MCGREGOR There's always got to be a struggle. What else is there? That's what life is made of. I don&... VAN MORRISON When I started comedy, I was a big Eddie Murphy fan. I thought if you did stand-up, you were suppose... LIL REL HOWERY You should not do an autobiography if you want to tell the truth. There are a lot of things I know a... ABRAHAM A. RIBICOFF I can't write things. I'm embarrassed all the time about that, particularly if people don... DANNEL MALLOY I mean, I don't know anything else that I would try to do, but it's a very frustrating thing... SYDNEY POLLACK I suppose I don't hear things, but I listen, if you know what I mean. And there is a big differe... EVELYN GLENNIE I just decided that I would not put my professional life on hold to raise children. I know that soun... EMMANUELLE BEART You just write what you know, and I know what it's like to be a teenager in 1993,, and I'm a... MAGGIE CAREY I've learnt that you tend most to make a div of yourself when you're trying to cover up the ... CAITLIN MORAN The best quality about Kobe Bryant? You want me to be honest? I don't know. I'll tell you wh... SHAQUILLE O'NEAL I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They'... DENNIS MILLER Luck? I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it and I'm afraid of people... LUCILLE BALL I don't care what straight people do, I don't care what gay people do. I don't care what... ASAP ROCKY Before you worry about what genre it is, about whether it's a loop or a drum, it's about wha... BETH ORTON I'm such a geek, I know all about mythology and I don't know Marc Jacobs. AMBER BENSON I'm definitely not satisfied about my career. I don't know how you can be, it's the very... DANIEL CRAIG When you get bullied, you automatically think that you're the reason why you're getting bull... KAT GRAHAM Even though I don't write about things that come from my life because I'm lucky, and I live ... JODI PICOULT I don't think life is about a pace, living slow or fast. I think you just live, y'know what ... LIL WAYNE I don't really know what it is about vampires that makes them such a powerful symbol, metaphor, ... ALAN BALL When I write an original story I write about people I know first-hand and situations I'm familia... SATYAJIT RAY I don't talk about success. I don't know what it is. Wait until I'm dead. IMOGEN CUNNINGHAM For me, it's actually really hard to write about my real experience. Like to do a Taylor Swift. ... ZARA LARSSON I think you have to be yourself, and you have to be real and you have to admit what you don't kn... ANDERSON COOPER That's what I like about acting. You don't know where you'll be in year. DAVID WALTON There's a lot of annoying things about me. I don't know, I'm really shy at first, and I ... KENDALL JENNER I mean I don't really think about it. You know, do you know what I often say to myself? I think ... ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing ou... ADAM SANDLER I think I know a thing or two about the way people love, but I don't know anything about hatred,... ZADIE SMITH I don't have any hobbies. You know, I'm very embarrassed when people ask me what are my hobb... IRWIN ROSE When you're a teenager, you want to meet a lot of girls - you want to get the most girls. You do... NAS When a great artist gets my attention, I pursue it. If I don't, someone else will, you know what... LARRY GAGOSIAN I'm very focused on what I do professionally, and I'm very focused on my family, and I don... VICTORIA BECKHAM The only thing about my life that's really changed is the fact that a lot of people know me now.... RUBEN STUDDARD I don't know what to do with it. I'm very fortunate to have it, and it gives you room to man... DANIEL RADCLIFFE I don't watch movie trailers. I just go to the movie, and I don't know anything about it, be... SKYLAR GREY Hip-hop saved my life, man. It's the only thing I've ever been even decent at. I don't k... EMINEM The only thing I know anything about are my own fantasies and anxieties. I don't trust my eyes. ... DUANE MICHALS I don't know if you call a burger 'recession food.' It's comfort food. MICHAEL MINA You know, I stumble about what I'm going to do. I don't plan. I've never had ambitions. BRYAN BROWN I can't think of a subject that is taboo for me, unless it's one I simply don't know any... CHRIS CRUTCHER Every film is a crapshoot. It's a mystery when a movie comes together. I've never been able ... ELISABETH SHUE I know I'm not Freddie Mercury or Ann Wilson, and that's okay. You don't have to be a gr... TAYLOR HAWKINS The villain is usually the most interesting part. But it has to be a smart thing. Just dumb cliche v... CHRISTOPH WALTZ My parents, I don't know about 'strict,' but I would say they were fair and judicious, y... DENNIS FARINA In terms of fitting in, you know, I don't have a lot of armor up. I'm a raw nerve and it'... SHIRLEY MANSON What I like to write about is stuff I know. I don't think I could write a novel. I don't thi... CAROL BURNETT I think I'm a nervous laugher. Like, when you're in a situation that you don't know what... JACK MCBRAYER I'm an information junkie, and I don't mean that in snobby way. I'm not talking about wo... DANIELLE SCHNEIDER What's funny about the slacker thing, people project an image of what they think a musician is: ... COURTNEY BARNETT I'm asked all the time in interviews about who I am, and I know a few people my age who have a s... KRISTEN STEWART The one thing that I keep learning over and over again is that I don't know nothing. I mean, tha... DWAYNE JOHNSON I know I have a reputation that is not so flattering, but I guess I owe it to just being a private p... SHAHID KAPOOR Right now I'm so old that if I had a big gush of money, I don't know what I'd do with it... JACK VANCE I'm not a size 0, and I'm nowhere close to it. But, I don't want anyone to know what I a... RACHEL ROY I'm a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I d... DAVE ATTELL I know that I'm definitely not a big big snob, and I know that at the times that I am a diva I k... JACKIE EVANCHO People ask me about my limp. I say, 'You know, I don't know how bad it is, because I don'... TERI GARR 'Free' is more of that 'familiarity breeds contempt' kind of thing. It's about s... JON CROSBY I don't know anything about cars. A business is a business, and I think I can learn about cars. ... EDWARD WHITACRE, JR. I don't know much about politics, and I don't want to know. That's why I rarely involve ... ELIE WIESEL When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that... BILL PARCELLS I don't know a lot about politics. CANELO ALVAREZ People don't know about the human part of me that really cares about the world. For instance, I ... DIANA ROSS I'm not bothered about what people say behind my back. I don't need to know about it. I beli... RANI MUKERJI I'm an entrepreneur and a businesswoman and I do a lot of different things besides my work on te... BROOKE BURKE I'm friends with a lot of my exes, but it took time. We didn't just get into it. I don't... RASHIDA JONES I'm about a 160, 170 bowler so I feel like I'm pretty good - I'm average, but I don'... WARREN MOON
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I would think that because what I do makes a lot of people happy that I might deserv... JIM CARREY There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like... JIM CARREY I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don't know if it's possible forever and ever. JIM CARREY Creative people don't behave very well generally. If you're looking for examples of good rel... JIM CARREY Either you're the one erasing or you're the one being erased. JIM CARREY People need motivation to do anything. I don't think human beings learn anything without despera... JIM CARREY Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything, or creating anything. Period. If you ain... JIM CARREY I don't think human beings learn anything without desperation. Desperation is a necessary ingred... JIM CARREY I tend to stay up late, not because I'm partying but because it's the only time of the day w... JIM CARREY If you've got a talent, protect it. JIM CARREY My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it. And laugh. JIM CARREY I really believe in the philosophy that you create your own universe. I'm just trying to create ... JIM CARREY It is better to risk starving to death then surrender. If you give up on your dreams, what's lef... JIM CARREY Actually the copies of characters is something I don't particularly like to talk about in articl... JIM HENSON Well, Detroit Institute is kind of a key - probably the largest permanent collection of puppets in t... JIM HENSON Yeah, I think we did the term Muppets before we got the show Sam and Friends - a few months after I ... JIM HENSON There was a little afternoon show that was called Afternoon. Back in those days in television, most ... JIM HENSON I think my own strengths are in television production. JIM HENSON It has always been difficult to get Big Bird to be very pretty. Big Bird in England is much more gor... JIM HENSON NBC was trying to convert all of their local programming to color right away to encourage the sale o... JIM HENSON No, there's not much competition between puppeteers in general because everybody's working t... JIM HENSON Yeah, we pretty much had a form and a shape by that time - a style - and I think one of the advantag... JIM HENSON I decided that what I really wanted to do was go off and paint. JIM HENSON Somebody like a Piggy or a Kermit, there needs to be several versions and so there will be several o... JIM HENSON When The Muppet Show ended, we all sat around and said, what kind of television show would we like t... JIM HENSON At the time of Polaroid - and I did a couple of other commercials just before I stopped doing that s... JIM HENSON It's into the same bag as E.T. and Yoda, wherein you're trying to create something that peop... JIM HENSON I've never felt any sense of competition with anybody, and we're all friends; we're all ... JIM HENSON At the University of Maryland, my first year I started off planning to major in art because I was in... JIM HENSON When I was a kid, I never saw a puppet show. I never played with puppets or had any interest in them... JIM HENSON I do remember doing shows strictly in black and white, too, so you're right. JIM HENSON But with The Dark Crystal, instead of puppetry we're trying to go toward a sense of realism - to... JIM HENSON My hope still is to leave the world a bit better than when I got here. JIM HENSON When I was young, my ambition was to be one of the people who made a difference in this world. My ho... JIM HENSON The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. JIM HENSON Either you run the day or the day runs you. JIM ROHN The few who do are the envy of the many who only watch. JIM ROHN Success is steady progress toward one's personal goals. JIM ROHN There was something special and unique about the love triangle that existed between Clark Kent, Supe... JIM LEE I always received much more satisfaction as a defense attorney in obtaining an acquittal for a clien... JIM GARRISON I derive no pleasure from prosecuting a man, even though I know he's guilty; do you think I coul... JIM GARRISON The head of the CIA, it seems to me, would think long and hard before he admitted that former employ... JIM GARRISON This kind of charge reveals a good deal about the personality of the people who make it; to impute s... JIM GARRISON I'm not in the business of harassing anybody. JIM GARRISON It's rather naive, apart from being ethically objectionable, to assume that our investigators tr... JIM GARRISON My office has been one of the most scrupulous in the country with regard to the protection of indivi... JIM GARRISON It is important to know who killed Jack Kennedy and why. JIM GARRISON Until as recently as November of 1966, I had complete faith in the Warren Report. Of course, my fait... JIM GARRISON It has been my policy not to respond to each of the many canards which have been part of the campaig... JIM GARRISON It would certainly be interesting to know what the CIA knew about Oswald six weeks before the assass... JIM GARRISON I'm convinced from what I know of Vernon Bundy that his testimony was truthful. JIM GARRISON I'm afraid, based on my own experience, that fascism will come to America in the name of nationa... JIM GARRISON I ran for Congress in 1996 to help Ted Kennedy pass a comprehensive health insurance reform bill. JIM MCGOVERN I thought Iraq was the wrong war at the wrong time and have been fighting to get the Administration ... JIM MCGOVERN In 2005, I was the first member of Congress to introduce legislation calling for an immediate withdr... JIM MCGOVERN A large majority of Americans believe that corporations exert too much influence on our daily lives ... JIM MCGOVERN Corporations are created by the people, acting through their governments. We grant them corporate ch... JIM MCGOVERN I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful. JIM CARREY A liberal will cut off your leg so he can hand you a crutch. JIM BROWN I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ... JIM CARREY Each generation wants new symbols, new people, new names. They want to divorce themselves from their... JIM MORRISON There are only 3 colors, 10 digits, and 7 notes; its what we do with them that's important. JIM ROHN I suspect that most people in the world will travel through or at least wish to travel through Miami... JIM DRAIN Embryonic stem cell research will prolong life, improve life and give hope for life to millions of p... JIM RAMSTAD I go out and take oysters, clams and mussels every 2 weeks or so during late fall, winter and early ... JIM HIMES If you go to work on your goals, your goals will go to work on you. If you go to work on your plan, ... JIM ROHN Narrative has been part of human consciousness for a long time. And if it has played a part in all t... JIM CRACE I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it... JIM MORRISON Tens of thousands of brave Americans died to break the chains of British tyranny so that the princip... JIM GERLACH You can't be unhappy in the middle of a big, beautiful river. JIM HARRISON The injustices endured by black Americans at the hands of their own government have no parallel in o... JIM WEBB Martin Luther King was a misguided leader. He worked to be recognized as the leader of black America... JIM BROWN Bush may be a strong leader in the war on terrorism, but on budget deficits he is missing-in-action. JIM COOPER Asking is the beginning of receiving. Make sure you don't go to the ocean with a teaspoon. At le... JIM ROHN I would love to have a role with the Browns. I think that's what every ex-player would like to d... JIM BROWN I'm stuck with being No. 32 for the Cleveland Browns. I can't do anything about that, and I ... JIM BROWN Boundary setting is really a huge part of time management. JIM LOEHR Yet only the atrocities of the conquered are referred to as criminal acts; those of the conqueror ar... JIM FERGUS I looked at her, with her hair spilled out on the pillows and the warmth of her body warming mine. A... JIM THOMPSON British actors come at acting from a slightly different angle. Because a lot of the films are cast o... JIM STURGESS With new jobs, new ideas, and growing confidence that our brightest days lie ahead, Wisconsin is on ... JIM DOYLE I like reflecting the culture I understand best, spotting the idiosyncrasies of British people and r... JIM BROADBENT During school, I'd advertise cars in the University of British Columbia newspaper. JIM PATTISON The first time I drew a Superman story was 'For Tomorrow' with Brian Azzarello in 2004. It d... JIM LEE The financial report makes it very clear that if we got into honest budgeting today, that in fact we... JIM COSTA Historically, there has been a bull market in commodities every 20 or 30 years. JIM ROGERS Long gone are the days when hospital stays and surgeries made up the bulk of seniors' annual med... JIM GERLACH Mr. Speaker, we have reached a point in history where some have forgotten that it is the family, not... JIM RYUN I'm a hard guy to live with. I'm like a caged animal. I'm up all night walking around th... JIM CARREY Fear is a part of life. It's a warning mechanism. That's all. It tells you when there's danger aroun... JIM BUTCHER There's enormous progressive activism and, more often than not, success at the grassroots level ... 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Their impact will continue to have ... JIM ROHN A good objective of leadership is to help those who are doing poorly to do well and to help those wh... JIM ROHN The challenge of leadership is to be strong, but not rude; be kind, but not weak; be bold, but not b... JIM ROHN In fact, the Iraqi foreign minister admitted in March 2003 that Iraqi funds were sent to families of... JIM GERLACH It is difficult to live in the present, ridiculous to live in the future, and impossible to live in ... JIM BISHOP There's a trend toward anti-heroes now, and I think it goes back to guys like Bogart and Cagney.... JIM BROWN There are things known, and there are things unknown. And in between are the doors. JIM MORRISON A loving family provides the foundation children need to succeed, and strong families with a man and... JIM BUNNING An errand is getting a tank of gas or picking up a carton of milk or something. It is not<... JIM BUTCHER We started Vector with the goal of creating a development platform that would foster and bolster the... JIM CANTRELL When you start a novel, it is always like pushing a boulder uphill. Then, after a while, to mangle t... JIM CRACE Come on, Come on, and there'll be no turning back. You were only killing time and it can kill you ri... JIM STEINMAN Mr. Chairman, on September 11, we were attacked by terrorists who took advantage of weaknesses in ou... JIM RYUN Wealth is not a matter of intelligence it's a matter of inspiration. JIM ROHN By working hard, you get to play hard guilt-free. JIM ROHN Success is neither magical or mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applyin... JIM ROHN Success is steady progress toward one's personal goals JIM ROHN The book you don't read won't help. JIM ROHN Miss a meal if you have to, but don't miss a book. JIM ROHN Everything you need for better future and success has already been written. And guess what? All you ... JIM ROHN Don't just read the easy stuff. You may be entertained by it, but you will never grow from it. JIM ROHN Money is usually attracted, not pursued. JIM ROHN As a kid, I just loved cartoons. And as the credits went by, I'd study those names and then try ... JIM CUMMINGS A lot of poets too live on the margins of social acceptance, they certainly aren't in it for the... JIM JARMUSCH The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy. JIM ROHN Character isn't something you were born with and can't change, like your fingerprints. It's somethin... JIM ROHN If you don't like how things are, change it! You're not a tree. JIM ROHN Productivity is being able to do things that you were never able to do before. JIM MANZI Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or m... JIM HENSON I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always for... JIM MORRISON Evil isn’t the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and... JIM BUTCHER The most important kind of freedom is to be what you really are. You trade in your reality for a rol... JIM MORRISON [Kids] don't remember what you try to teach them. They remember what you are. JIM HENSON Sleep is God. Go worship. JIM BUTCHER A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself-and especially to feel, or not feel. ... JIM MORRISON People are afraid of themselves, of their own reality; their feelings most of all. People talk about... JIM MORRISON I don't care about whose DNA has recombined with whose. When everything goes to hell, the people who... JIM BUTCHER There's not a word yet, for old friends who've just met. JIM HENSON Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. JIM DAVIS Anger is just anger. It isn't good. It isn't bad. It just is. What you do with it is what matters. I... 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