I'm a fast foodie - like, a foodie, but with food courts. I'd love to go with all my friends to a food court that's also a buffet - with unlimited orange chicken from Panda Express, curly fries from Arby's, Hawaiian pizza from Sbarro, and Coke Zero. I'm a simple man with simple pleasures.

A crisp roast chicken would set the world aright.

Neapolitans have always had their fast food. It's called pizza.

I don't eat fast food, but I can't live without pizza.

I do like potato chips, French fries and Barney's burgers in L.A. with seasoned curly fries.

I always think about the fact that PewDiePie, who has tens of millions of followers, started with zero. All of my favorite creators started with zero. And all it takes is one video to dive deep, and you are officially a YouTuber. So you've got to make that first video. It's not going to be your best, but you will learn as you go.