I'm a huge David Lindsay-Abaire fan. If I could write, I would want to write like him.

If I could live in a cabaret, I would. If I could live in 'Moulin Rouge,' I would.

I heard some stuff recently from Julian Casablancas, and his solo stuff is amazing. If I could write with anyone, it would be him.

If I could kidnap Bryan Doyle-Murray and force him to be in my family, I would. I love him; I really do.

If I could bring 'The Tunnel' to life, I'd like to do it like that.

I would read all day if I could.