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The Ellen DeGeneres Show.
ADRIEN BRODY
I think Ellen DeGeneres is just hysterical.
PAUL RUDD
Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution.

Procrastinate now, don’t put it...
ELLEN DEGENERES
The mainstream needs Ellen DeGeneres and Rosie O'Donnell. The mainstream needs RuPaul.
BILLY EICHNER
It's not being marketed as a gay show by a gay person. It's just Ellen DeGeneres.
KYAN DOUGLAS
When I was a kid, Ellen DeGeneres and Rosie O'Donnell were mere blips on the gaydar; and they we...
BETH DITTO
The Ellen DeGeneres show called, and they are interested in Ian. We didn't expect anything like that...
IAN GILCHRIST
I consider myself a lesbian, but I'm a bisexual lesbian.
BETTY DODSON
Who knows, it could have been Hillary Clinton herself, doing a Freudian slip during a commercial bre...
BRIAN DONAHUE
Who knows, it could have been Hillary Clinton herself, doing a Freudian slip during a commercial bre...
BRIAN DONAHUE
I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, So...
ELLEN DEGENERES
I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, ''...
ELLEN DEGENERES
Things will get easier, people's minds will change, and you should be alive to see it.
ELLEN DEGENERES
We'll go see some theater, and we'll hang out and do some stuff there. We'll go to clubs, ... Ellen ...
ELLEN DEGENERES
I love seafood. I'm not a vegetarian but I'm probably a pescetarian.
PADMA LAKSHMI
I'm a vegetarian; I eat a lot of tofu and soy.
KRISTEN WIIG
You won’t burn in hell. But be nice anyway.
RICKY GERVAIS
I'm not even kind of a lesbian.
OPRAH WINFREY
I'm mostly vegetarian.
ZULEIKHA ROBINSON
I was a big Jay Leno fan, so I was sorry to see him go. But my number one person that I watch, she&#...
MEGYN KELLY
I would say that I'm a feminist theorist before I'm a queer theorist or a gay and lesbian th...
JUDITH BUTLER
My feelings for Ellen overrode all of my fear about being out as a lesbian. I had to be with her, an...
PORTIA DE ROSSI
I'm a vegetarian and change my hair color as much as I can.
HANNAH MARKS
I'm a vegetarian who doesn't like eggplant parmesan. Isn't that awful? I'm also sick...
CANDY CROWLEY
But I'm also a vegetarian so there's another factor I guess.
RADHA MITCHELL
By the way, I'm not a vegetarian. I have a lot of respect for people who are vegetarian for reli...
ERIC SCHLOSSER
I'm not lesbian; I'm not bisexual; I'm not straight. I'm just curious.
ALICE WALKER
I grow vegetables - I'm a vegetarian; I've got strawberries, artichokes, leeks, broad beans.
ANITA PALLENBERG
I'm a vegetarian - I think there's a strong possibility, had I not become a vegetarian, I wo...
BOB BARKER
I first did standup at a lesbian bar. I didn't know it was a lesbian bar at the time, but the le...
SETH ROGEN
I do eat a lot of greens. I eat healthy, but I'm not a vegetarian.
GOLDIE HAWN
I am not systematic at all when it comes to religion. I just love life. And I'm not judgmental. ...
ERYKAH BADU
Since I'm a vegetarian, I try to focus on getting my protein and iron needs met.
HANNAH MARKS
All my life, the naysayers have told me that I can't win because I'm a progressive... becaus...
TAMMY BALDWIN
I've been a vegetarian since I was about 12 years old. When I became a vegetarian, I got my mom ...
CHRISTIE BRINKLEY
I like pin-up girls. I'm more of a boy than a girl. I'm not a lesbian, though - not before a...
AMY WINEHOUSE
Roseanne was a huge groundbreaking comedian. Margaret Cho. Ellen DeGeneres, and then on 'Saturda...
REBECCA TRAISTER
I'm vegetarian, but I love Thanksgiving dinner: faux turkey, stuffing and mashed potatoes.
LEIGH LEZARK
I'm vegetarian, so it's difficult for me to eat Tourtiere.
CHARLOTTE LE BON
I don't do the gym and I don't diet. I'm vegetarian but I don't diet.
PAMELA ANDERSON
I always tell my family - and they laugh about it - but someday, I will write a vegetarian book. My ...
GUY FIERI
I'm a mom. I'm a wife. I'm an actress. I'm an executive producer. I'm an author....
TIA MOWRY
I've been a vegetarian for years and years. I'm not judgemental about others who aren't,...
DREW BARRYMORE
When you are called for a great duty because you have been given a great ability, do your very best ...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH
When art calls, you have to follow it. It doesn’t happen often, so take the opportunity when it st...
A.M. WILLARD
Everyone's weird, I'm just a bit bizarre.
PENNIE LILLIAN
This is an evolving kind of situation, and what might have been appropriate a week ago might not be ...
KEN EHRLICH
I'm not a lesbian. I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to bot...
MEGAN FOX
Obviously the transgender movement has not progressed in the way that the gay and lesbian movement h...
CHAZ BONO
[• Ellen DeGeneres , who was praised for her graceful performance as host of the Emmy Awards that ...
ELLEN DEGENERES
When a lot of voices, make up a noise, the man who is silent represents a voice.
APURVA GAGLANI
I eat to live and not the other way around. As a vegetarian, I'm not at all fussy about food and...
VIDYA BALAN
There are three reasons why this book came into being. First, throughout the 33 years I've been ...
DELIA SMITH
I like animals, all animals. I wouldn't hurt a cat or a dog - or a chicken or a cow. And I would...
PETER DINKLAGE
What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and act like an imitation man?
RITA MAE BROWN
In 'A Few Best Men,' I play a lesbian character. I played the lesbian sister of the bride wh...
REBEL WILSON
I was a vegetarian for 10 years and a pescetarian for eight. Then I woke up one day when I was 29 an...
CHELSEA CLINTON
I'm a vegetarian, but my family isn't. If I can keep everything in my house healthy, I don&#...
ELAINE IRWIN
I'm not a vegetarian by any means; I eat fish. But the problem with shark finning is they catch ...
BETHANY HAMILTON
If your presence doesn't make an impact, your absence won't make a difference.
TREY SMITH
There's a lesbian aesthetic, just as there's gay camp, but I don't know if there's s...
CATHERINE OPIE
I consider myself a lesbian, but I'm a bisexual lesbian.
BETTY DODSON
I'm a dad, I'm a husband, I'm an activist, I'm a writer and I'm just a student o...
MICHAEL J. FOX
I'm vegetarian and stick to a strict health regime of brown rice, tofu, salads and soya milk. Wh...
KATE O'MARA
I'm an artist, and I'm a bit weird, and I'm probably a bit eccentric.
FKA TWIGS
I don't like slugs and tentacles and calamari or anything. Actually, tentacles made me turn into...
SELMA BLAIR
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. WHITNEY BROWN
I'm happy to say that I'm a lesbian in the world. I know there are people who don't want...
KATE CLINTON
I am an on-and-off vegetarian. Sometimes on, mostly off. I think it is better to be a vegetarian but...
JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER
Gay and lesbian people, and the children they are raising, wrongfully face discrimination, and I wan...
JUAN PABLO GALAVIS
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
ERMA BOMBECK
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
UNKNOWN
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. WHITNEY BROWN
I have different hats; I'm a mother, I'm a woman, I'm a human being, I'm an artist a...
ANNIE LENNOX
I was raised really, really healthy, pretty much vegetarian and a very clean lifestyle, I don't ...
ELIZABETH BERKLEY
When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing w...
A.A. MILNE
Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and s...
CARTER CROCKER
I'm not a Democrat, I'm not a Republican-I'm an American, I'm a human.
CHELY WRIGHT
I'm a storyteller, I'm an actor, an entertainer.
RACHEL WEISZ
I'm always thirsty when I wake up, so I guzzle a bottle of Smart water before I scramble tofu wi...
CARRIE UNDERWOOD
Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
ANDY ROONEY
She loves swimming,” said Ellen, who I knew had been a competitive swimmer in college.
Ellen...
DANIEL AMORY
I'm a human being, I'm a friend, I'm a mom, I'm a writer, and I'm an artist. I d...
PATTI SMITH
Yeah, I'm a vegetarian - but still, some things are just nasty. I like salads. But sometimes, th...
PRINCE FIELDER
And people say it all the time: 'You're a celebrity.' No, I'm an actor. I'm a pr...
DREW BARRYMORE
You're still lovely," Mor said a bit gently.
Elain offered a half smile. "I suppose that war m...
SARAH J. MAAS
I'm not trying to win an award for being the best vegetarian, just want to be healthy. Take a sa...
ERYKAH BADU
I'm not an aviation historian, I'm not an Air Force aficionado, and I'm definitely not a...
ANNIE JACOBSEN
I'm not a saint. I'm not an angel. I'm a human being.
ANNIE LENNOX
I'm not a foodie - I'm an eater: I'm hungry.
KATE CHRISTENSEN
I'm a craftsman. I'm an actor.
JIM CAVIEZEL
I would like to do another piece of fiction dealing with a number of issues: Lesbian parenting, the ...
AUDRE LORDE
Comedy and politics have a lot in common. Both are great ways to pick up chicks - just look at Gover...
ALEXANDRA PETRI
I'm a vegetarian - I think there's a strong possibility, had I not become a vegetarian, I would not ...
BOB BARKER
History is a wheel, for the nature of man is fundamentally unchanging. What has happened before will...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN
I'm a writer. I'm not an actress.
TATIANA DE ROSNAY
I'm not a pirate. I'm an innovator.
KIM DOTCOM
I'm not a comedienne. I'm an actress.
PAM DAWBER
I didn't grow up eating meat - I was a vegetarian until I was 18.
DAPHNE OZ
I'm sometimes a cartoonist, and there's an audience for that, and I'm sometimes an illus...
ADRIAN TOMINE

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ELLEN DEGENERES
"I see those picketers, and I think you know, if I weren't a loving, non-violent, spiritual person, ...
ELLEN DEGENERES
The sixties were when hallucinogenic drugs were really, really big. And I don't think it's a coincid...
ELLEN DEGENERES
"I swear if Colgate comes out with one more type of toothepaste. I just want clean teeth that's all ...
ELLEN DEGENERES
Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called ...
ELLEN DEGENERES
You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me be...
ELLEN DEGENERES
The problem with labels is that they lead to stereotypes and stereotypes lead to generalizations and...
ELLEN DEGENERES
I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had...
ELLEN DEGENERES
Don't hold onto things, it will only bring you pain.
ELLEN DEGENERES
That's what life is all about. There's a lot of crying. So you'd better cry now and get used to it.
ELLEN DEGENERES
The only way a no-legged leopard could hurt you is if it fell out of a tree onto your head.
ELLEN DEGENERES
I still get scared at night. Every tiny creak, every little noise, I open my eyes real wide and list...
ELLEN DEGENERES
[• Ellen DeGeneres , who was praised for her graceful performance as host of the Emmy Awards that ...
ELLEN DEGENERES
We'll go see some theater, and we'll hang out and do some stuff there. We'll go to clubs, ... Ellen ...
ELLEN DEGENERES
I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, ''...
ELLEN DEGENERES
I feel sorry for the newscasters you know? We can turn it off. But that's their job and they have to...
ELLEN DEGENERES
"I'm feeling so good. I feel like a million bucks. I'm focused, I'm alert, I'm zippy and top of my g...
ELLEN DEGENERES
Come on, if you don't win tonight it doesn't mean you're not a good person, it just means you're not...
ELLEN DEGENERES
You know me. Any excuse to put on a dress.
ELLEN DEGENERES
"I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises."
ELLEN DEGENERES
I'm on the patch right now. Where it releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave it, ...
ELLEN DEGENERES
Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that...
ELLEN DEGENERES
Hello?..Oh, hi Tom. Ooh, I've been dying to see that movie...Mmm no, I just opened up some yogurt. I...
ELLEN DEGENERES
It's definitely a heterosexual feeling, but it's directed at you.
ELLEN DEGENERES
Yeah [I'm thirty-six], but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old w...
ELLEN DEGENERES
I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are, that's where us gay people come from......
ELLEN DEGENERES
Trying to get the talk show, looking back on it, we had to beg a lot of station managers to pick up ...
ELLEN DEGENERES
The first house I bought was a little Spanish bungalow on Clinton Street in West Hollywood, right be...
ELLEN DEGENERES
I'm on the patch right now. Where it releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave ...
ELLEN DEGENERES
It's not like I grew up playing pranks on people, and I was not that girl in school.
ELLEN DEGENERES
I just like observing people - it's something I've done ever since I was a kid, and I got re...
ELLEN DEGENERES
Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year...
ELLEN DEGENERES
Anne wrote it for me and directed, so I was stuck with it, ... We always got along. It's almost gros...
ELLEN DEGENERES
New Orleans is my hometown, and our thoughts and prayers go out to everyone affected.
ELLEN DEGENERES
I've been trying to find women writers for my staff for a while now and I have three women on my...
ELLEN DEGENERES
In the beginning there was nothing. God said, ‘Let there be light!’ And there was light. There w...
ELLEN DEGENERES
I get bored easily, so I need to do a lot. I've started a record label, so I get to nurture new ...
ELLEN DEGENERES
I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day.
ELLEN DEGENERES
I've moved about 10 times over the past 15 years. I don't move for the sole purpose of getti...
ELLEN DEGENERES
The first time probably people really were aware of me, I unfortunately had the title of Showtime...
ELLEN DEGENERES
Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses,...
ELLEN DEGENERES
Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution. It is the universe's way of saying stop, slo...
ELLEN DEGENERES
Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen ...
ELLEN DEGENERES
Our attention span is shot. We've all got Attention Deficit Disorder or ADD or OCD or one of these d...
ELLEN DEGENERES
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She...
ELLEN DEGENERES
I would love to have the same rights as everybody else. I would love, I don't care if it's c...
ELLEN DEGENERES
I'm grateful for everything. I'm grateful for my health, and I'm so grateful for the lov...
ELLEN DEGENERES
I say always follow your passion, no matter what, because even if it's not the same financial su...
ELLEN DEGENERES
There would be nothing to get me to run for president. I don't even understand how anyone would ...
ELLEN DEGENERES