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I'm a very observational type of comedian that points out everyday absurdities.


Sebastian Maniscalco

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CARL PALADINO No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'...
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JIMMY CARR I'm not worried about making a certain type of music or sticking to one type of music.
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SEBASTIAN STAN I had been an academic all my life. As academics, you tend to believe the smartest people are in aca...
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SEBASTIAN JUNGER When you're scared, you're still hanging on to life. When you're ready to die, you let i...
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SEBASTIAN THRUN Kids don't go out and buy CDs, they make their own, they download them from the Internet.
SEBASTIAN BACH We have to recognise there are very few countries you will take the Games to where somebody doesn...
SEBASTIAN COE If we can map the retina, that will help us understand how it functions in vision, as well as devise...
SEBASTIAN SEUNG I used to have about a hundred suits in my late twenties and early thirties when my stock was riding...
SEBASTIAN HORSLEY I think the U.S. should assert its leadership in a more effective way.
SEBASTIAN PINERA The world wants to be deceived.
SEBASTIAN BRANT As she came up to the arch Elizabeth saw with a start that it was written on. She went closer. She p...
SEBASTIAN FAULKS The world loves to be deceived.
FRANCK SEBASTIAN The brain is behind the really big questions we have. Who am I, what is my identity? What is that ba...
SEBASTIAN SEUNG People complain about the rich-and-poor divide. It's crazy, no doubt about it. But what gets me ...
SEBASTIAN THRUN We're often too entrenched in existing structures and are so primed to think that if we grew up ...
SEBASTIAN THRUN I have a really deep belief that we create technologies to empower ourselves. We've invented a l...
SEBASTIAN THRUN If we study learning as a data science, we can reverse engineer the human brain and tailor learning ...
SEBASTIAN THRUN I had to get out of my record deal that I signed with my previous band and get a full solo record de...
SEBASTIAN BACH Teams like Ferrari, McLaren and Mercedes are going to be very, very motivated to go for the titles.
SEBASTIAN VETTEL Question every assumption and go towards the problem, like the way they flew to the moon. We should ...
SEBASTIAN THRUN Getting the Games for London has been the fulfilment of a dream. It is one which I truly believe can...
SEBASTIAN COE You could claim that moving from pixelated perception, where the robot looks at sensor data, to unde...
SEBASTIAN THRUN I used to tell my graduate students at Stanford, 'Don't worry about what job you have to pic...
SEBASTIAN THRUN The track in Abu Dhabi is special; this will be our third Grand Prix there.
SEBASTIAN VETTEL Geez, I wish I could tell you I had a whole bunch of '80s hair bands, you know something you rea...
JOHN SEBASTIAN I grew up speaking Spanish and English. My mother can speak Spanish, English, French and Italian, an...
SEBASTIAN ARCELUS The biggest fragility in a project is often just the inability to be able to explain to people why y...
SEBASTIAN COE I wouldn't have raced a horse. But you'll then throw back at me that Jesse Owens raced again...
SEBASTIAN COE It is really important that we promote competitive support in schools. It is very important that we ...
SEBASTIAN COE I am particularly surprised that certain outlets look at pass rates irrespective of student populati...
SEBASTIAN THRUN From our initial observations, our hard work has paid off. This is a springboard for the next 30 day...
SEBASTIAN COE I can be a bit impatient sometimes. If I'm really focusing on something, I can expect everybody ...
SEBASTIAN COE At the end of the day, the true value proposition of education is employment.
SEBASTIAN THRUN Machine learning is the science of getting computers to learn without being explicitly programmed.
SEBASTIAN THRUN With any new medium, the full power is only unearthed with experimentation.
SEBASTIAN THRUN I write my lyrics into the computer and I hum my music into the dictaphone.
SEBASTIAN BACH As a college student, what really interested me was the human brain and human intelligence.
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