I'm absolutely, l00 percent, not guilty.

It's funny how guilty people start to question your spirituality and education only because they have nothing to say that will justify their faults.

I am not guilty, I am innocent.

Most of the time, perhaps 99 percent of the time, the defendant is guilty; his screams are the final protest of a human being about to lost his most precious possession, his freedom.

Captain, you have heard the charges. How do you plead? Before you answer, you should know that if you plead "guilty" you'll be immediately extradited and U.N.S. law will take over."

"Not guilty."

"Also, it's not very nice to lie in court."

"But it beats extradition.

May it please the court, I am not guilty,