I'm British; pessimism is my wheelhouse.

I'm British, so obviously I repress any powerful emotions of any kind in relation to anything.

The British press are a group of unremitting scumbags. And sometimes they use that scumbaggery to good ends, and often not.

I think Americans still can't help but respond to the natural authority of this voice. Deep down they long to be told what to do by a British accent. That's why so many infomercials have British people.

Every empire has to get sucked down the drain. As a British person, I know how it feels.

But it's like no matter how much energy you pour into getting to the station on time, or getting on the right train, there's still no guarantee that anybody's gonna be there for you to pick you up when you get there.