I'm constantly astounded by how amazing women are. And as we go through all these different stages of life as long as you share them with others and say, 'Well, this is bloody weird', you can get through everything.

I'm so proud to be voted as a number one role model by these young women. Of course though no-one knows more about "rolls" than I do.

There is a latent fairy in all women, but look how carefully we have to secrete her in order to be taken seriously. And fairies come in all shapes, colours, sizes and types, they don't have to be fluffy. They can be demanding and furious if hey like. They do, however, have to wear a tiara. That much is compulsory.

Funny how women are ashamed of their inner fairy whereas men are forever proudly displaying their inner cowboy or fireman

Women are frightening. If you get to 41 as a man, you're quite battle-scarred.

If you go to any boardroom... the women are, by far, outnumbered by the men.