I'm delighted to make as many people feel ashamed as possible. There's probably a site like that for everybody. I've heard Newt Gingrich has his own as well.
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Related I'm a pluralist. I've always argued that as many different films as possible should be made. ALAN PARKER I'm not a Gingrich fan. He's just difficult to work with. It's either Newt's way or ... BOB DOLE I feel like 'Work' was a really good song for people to get to know me, as it's obviousl... IGGY AZALEA Do I feel like I'm 65? No. I feel like I'm 15. That's my problem. I'm trying as hard... RIC FLAIR I've always heard people's criticisms twice as loudly as their praise. SAM RAIMI Callista Gingrich has, I suspect, given Newt's advisers a giant headache. She's a constant p... PATTI DAVIS I think it's really important for artists in general to invest in themselves. And I view my scho... SARAH GADON I have some friends, and they're super-hipster. And they're like, 'All I wanna do is sin... ZARA LARSSON Everybody either hates or loves John Cena; there's no medium. I feel like that I've accompli... A.J. STYLES I'm really a family girl. My mom's like, 'As soon as you're on your own, we're g... CARLY SCHROEDER In my career, there's many things I've won and many things I've achieved, but for me, my... DAVID BECKHAM There's been people who've rapped and produced - like Kanye - but I don't feel like on t... J. COLE When I write, I like squeezing as many words as possible into each bar - I've listened to the Fu... ALESSIA CARA The whole trick is to make it feel like you're spying on real people's lives as they get thr... DAVID O. RUSSELL I think leadership is most effective when it's your own personality. But I feel like it's a ... ANDREW LUCK As much as I'd love to give everybody a really cheap option, it's just simply not possible i... TRAVIS KALANICK I'm reading scripts just like everybody else. Tin cup in hand, knocking on doors, trying to get ... D. J. COTRONA As I've moved through life, I've found that I like things to be as casual and as spontaneous... LES CLAYPOOL I can tell you that you will have your hearts broken more by the people you love than by the people ... MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX When I mention that I'm a game designer as well as a writer, someone will nod and say, 'Ah, ... DAVE MORRIS I've watched 'Clueless' as many times as humanly possible. Like, I would run home from s... KRYSTEN RITTER Like a lot of people, I've got a self-loathing streak that's alive and well. It acts as a de... RYAN REYNOLDS I've always viewed myself as a brand. When I started 10 years ago, that was very controversial. ... CAMILLA LACKBERG People are totally overusing LOL and a wink - and I'm very guilty of using the wink - that's... CARLY POPE As an artist, there's so many categories that you're put into, that there are so many things... CARMEN EJOGO Everybody has their own rules, and so do I. I have always lived on my own terms. As far as mistakes ... KAJOL 'Funny People' is my favorite performance of myself to date. Even though it's a comedy a... JONAH HILL I love a good laugh as well, I think that's so important in life, which is probably why I've... PAUL KANE Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON I'm a businessman as well as an entertainer. The reason why is because I want to own whatever I&... KEVIN HART So how does Liz Phair feel about Lana Del Rey? Well, as a recording artist, I've been hated, I... LIZ PHAIR I love dressing up. But I'm very low-maintenance; the week before an event, I'll choose some... HELEN MCCRORY Newt Gingrich has certainly seen his own empire rise - and fall. CHRISTOPHER BUCKLEY It's not possible to be perfect - you can always do something better. I'm never proud of wha... NATALIA MAKAROVA I'm interested in complexity, in the mathematical sense, as well as the idiomatic sense. The ide... HARI KUNZRU I was one of the hardest-hitting conservatives on George W. Bush. Republicans didn't like me on ... GLENN BECK I'd really likely to shoot wildlife documentaries. I watched so many of those as a child, and I&... ASA BUTTERFIELD I'm trained as a teacher; that's the only thing I've got a certificate for. QUENTIN BLAKE I think there's always been singers like that and i've done my fair share of cheese as well. MARC ALMOND I once wrote that Lord Moran, Churchill's doctor, had doctored his diaries as well as his famous... NIGEL HAMILTON Once you really understand your role... that's why I think actors get lost in a series. Everybod... C. THOMAS HOWELL Bob Dylan and Leonard Cohen. They're my biggest heroes. I love everything about Leonard Cohen: h... AURORA I've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as th... RON WHITE I'm just living each day, and I'm better equipped to do so. I mean, I used to be totally afr... RIVERS CUOMO It never gets boring for me because there's so many different things to explore in the studio. T... MAC MILLER The landscape is like being there with a powerful personality and I'm searching for just the rig... GALEN ROWELL As I'm getting older, I'm enjoying my vices so much more because I feel like I've deserv... BROOKE SHIELDS I have so many strong opinions on the entertainment industry, but if I'm in a deli somewhere, an... ANDY KINDLER I'm an athlete, so I'm very interested in making the sport as safe as possible - just for my... TED LIGETY I feel a real need to observe a level of propriety in what I'm handing out. Instead of me just v... ERIC CLAPTON I'm the champ that puns the camp! That's what I always wanted. I wanted to be seen as a main... BECKY LYNCH I've heard, 'May the Force be with you' about as many times as, 'Hey, how you doing?... FREDDIE PRINZE, JR. For many years, I didn't feel I'd find anything that I'd like as much as 'Twin Peaks... SHERILYN FENN This is too much reality for a Friday. AS GOOD AS IT GETS I feel God has sent me to Earth to sing. I started singing when I was five, but I don't think I&... LATA MANGESHKAR There are many people who probably don't agree with my acting, and it should be that way: they d... ALIA BHATT That is flat-out false, and I'm ashamed that you would compare me to Newt Gingrich. Nobody up here d... HOWARD DEAN The secret of my success is that I make other people money. And, never ever, ever, ever be ashamed a... SIMON COWELL It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill JUDE WATSON When I'm on with my putting, I'm as good a putter as there is, probably. MIKE WEIR There's nothing I've done which I'm ashamed of or I thought was actually bad. MIKE FIGGIS I've never had anyone just stick their hands through my hair. Yet. If they ask, I go, 'OK, y... CHARLIE WHITE Because of all the various people who've come in and out and brought along ideas, I've been ... CHRIS SQUIRE There's nothing quite as powerful as people feeling they can have impact and make a difference. ... ANNE M. MULCAHY I've praised Obama's record on same-sex equality as enthusiastically as anyone: it's one... GLENN GREENWALD I'm excited about turning 40. I've been an adult for a long time, but there is a difference ... JILL SCOTT I read all of Rider Haggard's books. For me he had the romance of Africa with a little bit of my... WILBUR SMITH Now, as far as I know, nobody has ever put up the U.S.'s nuclear missiles on the Internet. I mea... AARON SWARTZ I've always felt that if you've been blessed, you should try to help as many people as you c... LARRY THE CABLE GUY I feel like 'Next To Me' is a great introduction because it's a simple song that has a s... EMELI SANDE With 'Palo Alto' as the catalyst, I've surrounded myself with people that have kind of c... JACK KILMER I've always told Will, 'You can do whatever you want as long as you can look at yourself in ... JADA PINKETT SMITH I'll probably always be 'Timothy Spall's son' and it's something I'm proud o... RAFE SPALL I don't want to get married - I've been there and done that. So I know what I'm talking ... LONI LOVE I'm ashamed and embarrassed to say that I've read very little of David Foster Wallace's ... BEN FOUNTAIN I make no apologies for the fact that I have a religious life of my own. I'm speaking as a Chris... KRISTA TIPPETT Sometimes I feel like I'm a preacher as well, 'cause I can really get into an audience. JAMES BROWN In my son's kindergarten, they're telling us how to get him into Stanford. By their advice, ... SEBASTIAN THRUN I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either ... JEFF ROSS There's a couple guys that I'd like to wrestle, but truthfully, I want to wrestle as many gu... A.J. STYLES As a producer, I try to bring as many nice people as I can to insure that there's no screaming, ... LORENZO DI BONAVENTURA I'm a professor of media studies as well as humanities, and I'm an evangelist of popular cul... CAMILLE PAGLIA I'm interested in all forms of performance, yet I think it's difficult to be as equally tale... FELICITY JONES Brazil is a country I hold very dearly. I've got followers there who I've been interacting w... SHAKIRA As much as I love acoustic Neil Young - and I do deeply - I may be more passionate about the electri... JONATHAN DEMME It's shameful to admit, but it's been a bit of a lifelong affair, and I do now feel I'm ... MIRIAM MARGOLYES But I'll try to immerse myself in as many of the formal characteristics of site as possible in t... RICHARD SERRA As people, right now, we're so over-stimulated in this world that I don't know what I'd ... KATEE SACKHOFF What we are communicates far more eloquently than anything we say or do. There are people we trust b... STEPHEN R. COVEY What I like about the 'Underworld' thing is that it's a mix of cool genres, as well as c... THEO JAMES I think like a lot of people, you look back on your life and say, 'Gee, why didn't I apply m... TONY DANZA I am all about the complicated ice cream. Ben & Jerry's is my go-to. I like as many things i... MATT MCGORRY I'm blessed to be working with wizards like Vishal Bhardwaj as well as many young composers. SUKHWINDER SINGH I tell you, I feel like a real novice as far as horror goes. LAWRENCE KASDAN I've succeeded as far as I'm concerned - I don't feel that I have any cliffs I could fal... SHANIA TWAIN I always do my own stunts, as much as possible. I'm a little stubborn about it. LAURA VANDERVOORT As far as influences, I listen to a lot of people like Nina Simone and other androgynous voices, alm... SHAMIR It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea. JUDE WATSON I think I'm alright as a lyricist, you know? But then what will happen every couple of months or... ALEX TURNER
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BRIAN MORAN It further demonstrated how the House Republican Caucus has isolated themselves in doctrinaire, ideo... BRIAN MORAN This was a nice win and hopefully it makes us No. 1 in sectionals. It also gave us the Livingston Co... BRIAN MORAN Mark did a great job for us last year. He started some games as a sophomore and his quick feet and a... BRIAN MORAN Mike can carry 20-25 times a game and any time you can have a quality runner like that getting those... BRIAN MORAN To the rest of the state, Northern Virginia is a single-cell amoeba. Those of us in Northern Virgini... BRIAN MORAN We're very pleased with our candidates. Whether it was upsetting an incumbent or taking open seats, ... BRIAN MORAN We expect to pick up seats. BRIAN MORAN We plan to pound away at the fact that we are the party of fiscal responsibility and investment. BRIAN MORAN On a night like tonight, anything can happen with the weather conditions the way they were. Craig is... BRIAN MORAN The thing is, one in three women in the Western world will end up having an abortion, but they never... CAITLIN MORAN Life would be very dreary if there were no magic. If the real world were only that veil of tears, I ... VICTORIA MORAN What a beautiful woman. She moved with grace, she was entirely feminine, and yet, she possessed incr... JAN MORAN What is feminism? Simply the belief that women should be as free as men, however nuts, dim, deluded,... CAITLIN MORAN When a woman says, ‘I have nothing to wear!’, what she really means is, ‘There’s nothing her... CAITLIN MORAN In every (other) case, volcanoes have a monitor within five miles, but Crater Lake is a remote volca... SETH MORAN All four of the public tower companies are bidding. CLAYTON MORAN Monk's music is often defined as enigmatic, eccentric and humorous - as if it had little to do w... JASON MORAN I can't live in a world where there are only, like, four kinds of women. Or where every woman is... CAITLIN MORAN I just want Tina Fey to be my best friend. And Lena Dunham. And Oprah, too. CAITLIN MORAN I hate that tabloid idea of anybody who is famous having to forfeit their privacy. CAITLIN MORAN There's mediocre jazz, mediocre salesmen, mediocre golfers. If you want to be good, you have to ... JASON MORAN Let's stop doing out-of-context, ad-hoc, survival budgets that take us nowhere except to the next cr... CAROL MORAN I had a very exciting life in Italy, and I was doing lots of variety shows. MORAN ATIAS I once went into a meeting, and every woman put her a million-pound bag on the table. Then I'm t... CAITLIN MORAN I was a fat kid who didn't discover the joys of active play at the time of life when we're s... VICTORIA MORAN As an improviser, my nature is to take a theme and constantly rework it. JASON MORAN I want to express what's meaningful. I'm not into gimmicks. I want to make truthful music th... JASON MORAN We do children an enormous disservice when we assume that they cannot appreciate anything beyond dri... VICTORIA MORAN The great jazz radio stations have a duty to continue evolving their format just as audiences ask th... JASON MORAN Jazz musicians don't make any money, so I might as well make some on the market. I pick my own s... JASON MORAN The whole thing was conspired by Jim Hood. MITCH MORAN It's a smart strategic move for XM because they need to answer the Howard Stern question. It's not a... FREDERICK MORAN I know that as a vegan, I'm in a minority. People love their meat. It's up there with sugar ... VICTORIA MORAN I want a Zero Tolerance policy on All The Patriarchal Bullshit. CAITLIN MORAN We need to reclaim the word 'feminism'. We need the word 'feminism' back real bad. When statistics c... CAITLIN MORAN It shows there is still solid underlying demand for housing and that activity this year, while slowi... MICHAEL MORAN