I'm going to do the old 'plaster removal' technique and just get the pain over with in one go: 'Life's Too Short' isn't funny to me.
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EMMA WATSON Ignoring fame was my rebellion, in a funny way. I was insistent on being normal and doing normal thi...
EMMA WATSON One of the biggest things we have to be able to do is to handle conflict and handle it correctly. We...
BENJAMIN WATSON For everybody, I think that we all, when we look at this situation of race, we need a change of hear...
BENJAMIN WATSON Follow your dreams and use your natural-born talents and skills to make this a better world for tomo...
PAUL WATSON I threw my 20th birthday party at Brown, and I didn't even have to say to anyone not to put pict...
EMMA WATSON I used to swim with these beavers in a beaver pond when I was 10. I went back when I was 11 and foun...
PAUL WATSON Paris is a beautiful city.
BUBBA WATSON I always have several books on the go at any one moment, so it's no good you asking 'What...
EMMA WATSON I have actually led more expeditions to Antarctica than Scott, Amundsen, and Shackleton put together...
PAUL WATSON Even the cleanest air, at the centre of the South Pacific or somewhere over Antarctica, has two hund...
LYALL WATSON Does Greenpeace think it can stop whaling in Antarctica by publicly eating whale meat and declaring ...
PAUL WATSON I like books that aren't just lovely but that have memories in themselves. Just like playing a s...
EMMA WATSON I want to be normal. I really want anonymity.
EMMA WATSON The abuse of detainees in U.S. custody has severely undermined our Nation's position in the worl...
DIANE WATSON I've never understood having crushes on people who you don't know in real life.
EMMA WATSON I've always looked forward to coming up and wrestling for him. He's a legend.
BRIAN WATSON The deputy pulled his car in front of the front door of Albertsons because it looked like he was goi...
BRIAN WATSON It sounded like a big fight or a riot, ... People began running inside the store, calling 911 on the...
BRIAN WATSON all of the sudden the guy just hit it and took off.
BRIAN WATSON There was a lot of screaming,
BRIAN WATSON Then a security manager got on the PA and told everyone to get to the back of the store,
BRIAN WATSON If you judge by what we see, there are plenty of birds in this state. The populations have been stro...
BRIAN WATSON We had a little mental breakdown.
BRIAN WATSON I think their nerves got to them. This was a big game with a big stage. We put some pressure on them...
BRIAN WATSON