I'm going to try and make you take the Beatles and Eric Clapton as seriously as the Berlin Philharmonic and Simon Rattle.

Is it rather stupid and dangerous to take Magna Carta so much for granted, as many of us seem to do, and to think of this attitude as 'very English?'

Eric Clapton is my dream guitarist.

Too old at 72? Careful. Ageism is out. We'll have the law on you!

I don't want closure, I don't know what that means or why you would want it.

I love Eric Clapton.