I'm in a sketch comedy group in school and I also do stand-up.
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PAUL KANE I'm not Jack Nicholson. I'm not Brando. But I do mumble.
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KATE MCKINNON I was sort of the class-clown type, and I was also in school plays, and I always liked comedy.
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BRYAN GREENBERG And if people do like me, I think it's because I'm a stand-up guy.
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KEVIN SPACEY My preference is for people who can do sketch comedy or situational comedy, where it's not a jok...
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ACTION BRONSON I also couldn't pass up the opportunity to be in the same movie as Jack Nicholson and Glenn Clos...
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JARED PADALECKI I'm not a natural story-teller. Put a keyboard in front of me and I'm fine, but stand me up ...
BILL BRYSON I'm not a joke guy; I'm not a stand-up comic.
EUGENE LEVY I did sketch comedy with a troupe at the Nuyorican Poets Cafe.
SELENIS LEYVA I did sketch comedy, but I never did improv. So I've just tried to learn as I go.
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SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO I'm not trying to be new school and I'm not old school - I'm classic. There's a lot ...
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XOSHA ROQUEMORE Comedy doesn't really matter that much; I know that. I treat it like an adult - I don't trea...
BO BURNHAM Without a doubt in sketch comedy there are fewer women than men.
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AL PACINO I would love to do comedy. I think I'm funny and that comedy is my strong suit, at least in real...
EVAN PETERS I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This is a rea...
JOHNNY VEGAS There's sketch, improv, writing, acting, music, and badminton. Those are the seven forms of come...
T. J. MILLER I can do more than just stand-up comedy, and the only way I'll be able to show that is if I do i...
DANE COOK I sang in a reggae band. And then there was a soul band where I sang back-up vocals and some lead. A...
ABIGAIL WASHBURN I always loved acting and improv and sketch comedy and theater, which I did at a local youth theater...
EMMA STONE I used to put on sketch shows at boarding school when I was eight. I'm not sure about the materi...
BELINDA STEWART-WILSON Stand-up and sketch and improv - that's the most direct contact you can have with somebody, maki...
T. J. MILLER I always wanted to be a comedic actor - that's what I wanted from the job - to do comedy and to ...
ADAM DEVINE I've done some version of that Minnesota accent - that Midwestern accent - in sketch comedy for ...
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JOY BEHAR A lot of female comedians will go up there in a sweatshirt and Converses, trying to dress themselves...
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CHARLYNE YI I'm very bad at violence in real life. I can't stand it. And I'm so fed up with crime no...
DAVID LAGERCRANTZ I talk as I sketch, too, in order to keep their minds off what I'm doing so I'll get the mos...
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MAHESH BABU I'm interested not just in projects that I'll be starring in, but producing film and TV that...
LANCE REDDICK This hiatus coming up I'm looking at a comedy because I need the balance.
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RACHAEL HARRIS I tell people I'm a stand-up comedian two hours a week. The rest of the time, I'm somebody...
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KATE MOSS Religion theme aside, most of the time I'm in some sort of comedy and I'm a straight man and...
COLIN HANKS I left school and couldn't find acting work, so I started going to clubs where you could do stan...
ROBIN WILLIAMS I do want to make powerful works of art with people, but I also just want to have fun. I've neve...
AHNA O'REILLY Whenever I'm in Glasgow I go and stand outside the front of the house I grew up in, which is in ...
JOHN BARROWMAN I'm still a tomboy at heart. In high school, I was the girl in the baggy jeans and Timberlands, ...
EVE I'm still a tomboy at heart. In high school, I was the girl in the baggy jeans and Timberlands, ...
EVE JIHAN JEFFERS My natural state is an outsider, and no matter what group I'm in or where I am, I've always ...
MICHAEL BURRY I'm a huge advocate for human rights and cultural rights. I stand up for minorities and will alw...
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JACK WILD I look at what I've gone through in my career and I really shouldn't be talking to you now. ...
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JACK WHITTAKER If I had to do it all over, I'd be more secluded about it.
JACK WHITTAKER I'd do the same things, but I'd be a little more quiet.
JACK WHITTAKER I won the lottery. I don't care what it costs.
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JACK WHITEHALL I vote for whoever will annoy my dad.
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JACK VANCE I haven't sold to the movies. In other words, I haven't gotten any enormous checks yet.
JACK VANCE I just wrote what I felt like writing since they seemed to sell.
JACK VANCE I never worked in an office in my life.
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JACK VANCE I'd never been published when I was young.
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JACK VANCE Well, I think everything I've ever read contributes to the background from which I write.
JACK VANCE But I'm so slow on it because I find it terribly hard writing blind on computers. The computer s...
JACK VANCE I don't read other science fiction. I don't read any at all.
JACK VANCE I never made lots of money at it, but I sold enough.
JACK VANCE This flattery has been rather slow in coming. I think all of sudden late in life now I'm getting...
JACK VANCE I was an omnivore at reading, so that everything I ever read contributed.
JACK VANCE I was a carpenter for a time and everybody watches what you do.
JACK VANCE A reader is not supposed to be aware that someone's written the story. He's supposed to be c...
JACK VANCE But I've sure worked at jobs where I have been under inspection.
JACK VANCE Sometimes some of these little side excursions are useful and I manage to fit them in the book somew...
JACK VANCE It seems to limit you; when you're working in an office, you're a creature in a small cell u...
JACK VANCE The story was such that I couldn't make a graceful ending and then make a graceful new beginning...
JACK VANCE As I mentioned, I was a carpenter for a time.
JACK VANCE If movies are causing moral decay, then crime ought to be going up, but crime is going down.
JACK VALENTI Foreign capital to build new cinemas will help modernize China's aging cinema infrastructure, at...
JACK VALENTI Every parent in America has the total power to control all television programming that is dispatched...
JACK VALENTI I sleep each night a little better, a little more confidently, because Lyndon Johnson is my presiden...
JACK VALENTI There isn't anything in the world that can't be made better.
JACK VALENTI The public's nerves are raw and edgy. You have to be discreet and understanding about the films ...
JACK VALENTI The only group in America that deserves to scrutinize what we are doing... are parents.
JACK VALENTI Film-makers must decide what story to tell and how to tell it.
JACK VALENTI No one today knows what is indecent.
JACK VALENTI