I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.

I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.

I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.

I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.

I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the 'Every vote counts.'

When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds.