I'm more surprised than anyone that 'Spamalot's done so well. You can never predict what's going to be a hit.

The Minister of Transport issued this appeal to motorists: Can anyone give him a lift to Leicester?

Talent is always more interesting - ambition is not interesting. If you have talent, you have to find ways of expressing it, but you may not be a success in the world's terms.

Life took over 4 billion years to evolve into you, and you've about 70 more years to enjoy it. Don't just pursue happiness, catch it.

People can tell the truth much more freely when they're apparently lying.

You look just like you!