I'm never satisfied because I've been always interested in too many things and I always want to do everything at once.

I talked about becoming stupid, but I've always been stupid. Fortunately I've been just smart enough to realize that I'm stupid.

Perl was designed to work more like a natural language. It's a little more complicated but there are more shortcuts, and once you learned the language, it's more expressive.

I'm just paid to do whatever I want to do. Some of the time it's development, and some of the time it's just goofing off.

The world has become a larger place. The universe has been expanding, and Perl's been expanding along with the universe.

Many days I don't write any code at all, and some days I spend all day writing code.