I'm never surprised by the insensitivity of 'The New York Times' editorial board.

You can never have enough garlic. With enough garlic, you can eat The New York Times.

I never set out to do this - getting to No. 1 in the 'New York Times' bestseller list wasn't even a pipedream.

The Internet’s impact on the economy has been no greater than the fax machine’s….ten years from now, the phrase “information economy” will sound silly. (1997)

Meantime the Newspaper of Record goes around in a little pleated skirt shaking pompoms, leaping in the air with an idiot grin if so much as a cement mixer passes by.

I had a big 'New York Times' crossword puzzle phase.