I'm not a very good financing person. I don't even know how much money I have in my bank account. I never have opened one single envelope from the bank - they freak me out.

If there's not enough money in the bank account, you don't spend it.

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

Even if you have that money stored in a regular bank account, you are going to be earning 1 percent or 2 percent interest on it. If it's a relatively substantial amount of money, you could earn a lot. But any amount of interest you could earn is better than none.

From May to November 2000 large amounts of money was paid into this Dresdner Bank account on a periodic basis,

Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.