I'm not actually posh; I'm really rough and from the wrong side of the tracks. I grew up in Putney, which is pretty rough.

I never know what defines you as being posh. I went to a posh school, definitely.

I eat healthily, as it keeps my energy up.

I did a gig at a comedy club in Bournemouth where they served a buffet while the acts were on. There was the clang of people carving turkey during the set. If you put comedy and turkey side by side, turkey always wins.

I'd like to scale back the television. I'm constantly told that I'm over-exposed, and I don't want to end up like Carol Vorderman.

I don't like comedians who don't have conviction, and with stand-up, it is always best to have an angle.