I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

I'm a home girl. I like to stay home.

As a teenager, there was a young girl in my neighborhood that I ended up falling for.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.