I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults.

You'll notice you don't have both feet on the ground when you don't have any friends around

People count up the faults of those who keep them waiting

In contrast to your usual minions, I imagine, I’m a bit more awed by your conceit and arrogance than I am by your supposed magnificence.

The real fault is to have faults and not to amend them

Simple is humble; complicated is conceited!