I'm not funny. What I am is brave.

I'm not funny. What I am is brave.

I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one.

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.

I am not a hero but the brave men who died deserved this honor.

The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.