I'm not Jack Nicholson. I'm not Brando. But I do mumble.

My friends are all megalomaniacs - from Damien Hirst to Jack Nicholson - all of them.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

I really loved 'Witches of Eastwick', the movie with Michelle Pfeiffer and Jack Nicholson and Cher.

I got my SAG card on my first movie, 'Goin' South,' with Jack Nicholson in 1978.

I also couldn't pass up the opportunity to be in the same movie as Jack Nicholson and Glenn Close.