I'm not misunderstood. I am brash. I make my living being brash.

People like Bill Maher, who brags about being a cynic, it sickens me. I am the least cynical person I know, and I am very, very skeptical.

I now make my living by being impolite. I am clumsy at it.

This is what I do for a living. It's not who I am as a human being.

Don't waste too much time wishing, hoping, and being envious; it'll make you bugnutty.

I am a Justin Timberlake fan.