I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made 'em up myself.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb - and I'm not blonde either.

I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.

People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.

I know it's corny - but I love 'Jingle Bells!'