I'm not sure why I like cats so much. I mean, they're really cute obviously. They are both wild and domestic at the same time.

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And okay, fine. If you have to kiss her, you have to kiss her. And believe me, I do not envy you. Th...
GENA SHOWALTER Everything we find now is consistent with that conclusion.
MARK SHOWALTER The newly reported spiral is in a class by itself.
MARK SHOWALTER It is more evidence that our solar system is a dynamic place, somewhere very active.
MARK SHOWALTER

Women are like bottles of liquor. They should be sampled,
savored, then discarded. Matrimony is...
GENA SHOWALTER

I don't hate you.. I just don't like that
GENA SHOWALTER

Never had Dallas seen the Targon more pissed. There'd been none of his usual charm, none of his nonc...
GENA SHOWALTER

Devyn: “But what can I say? I'm irresistible.”
Bride: "No, you're a ho, but the good news i...
GENA SHOWALTER

And please, don't take offense. It's not an insult if it's true. - Devyn
GENA SHOWALTER

What was worse, he couldn't tell her how much he thought he maybe might kinda sorta love her.
GENA SHOWALTER

Do you think it takes true pain to experience true pleasure?
GENA SHOWALTER

How does fear become so powerful? We can’t see it. We can’t touch it, yet it gets its claws in u...
GENA SHOWALTER

There are times I wish I were invisible. Which is silly, since I do everything I can to stand out.
GENA SHOWALTER

There’s a really stupid saying: When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Well, I have a better ...
GENA SHOWALTER

The moment I finish 'any' book, my feels are pretty much the same. Goes a little something l...
GENA SHOWALTER

I wasn't teasing you. I mean to keep you here forever and train you to be sinless", "Gods, how - oop...
GENA SHOWALTER

Yeah, I understand. That doesn't mean I'll obey" - Bianka
GENA SHOWALTER

She liked to steal - so what. She could kill without blinking - again, so what. It wasn't like she w...
GENA SHOWALTER

I’m so sorry, sweetheart. I’ll let you go, but don’t expect me to forget you. We’re bonded. ...
GENA SHOWALTER

I'm not sure why I like cats so much. I mean, they're really cute obviously. They are both wild and domestic at the same time.

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I'm not sure why I like cats so much. I mean, they're really cute obviously. They are both wild and domestic at the same time.

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