I'm not the dumbest guy that ever lived.

Everything I've ever done in my life has been a fluke.

When I first got pitched on Uber, I thought it was the dumbest idea ever.

One of the first shows I ever did was 'Laverne & Shirley.' I played this sleazy guy that came into town with a friend and was going to date Laverne and Shirley, but we really wanted to get into the bowling alley because it was next to the bank we wanted to rob.

It was the dumbest thing I had ever seen, but it's a family thing, and I guess it's clean.

This guy is one of the greatest that's ever lived,