I'm not trying to win a popularity poll. I'm trying to win football games.
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I'm just trying to win games and give my team a chance, win as many as we can week in and week o...
DAK PRESCOTT I'm just living in the moment, trying to win every game. That's all I'm focused on.
KAWHI LEONARD When I'm playing in a close game, I'm out on the floor only trying to help the team win.
KRISTAPS PORZINGIS I'm worried about doing my best, playing to my potential, helping out my teammates, and trying t...
ELI MANNING I'm not trying to make friends, I'm trying to make money.
KEVIN O'LEARY I'm not trying to make friends, I'm just trying to make money.
KEVIN O'LEARY I'm always trying to come down with a win. That's what matters to me and my squad.
KAWHI LEONARD I'm just going out there and doing exactly what I'm coached and doing exactly what I'm s...
CALVIN JOHNSON I'm just trying to be myself. I'm not trying to be anyone else.
CONOR MCGREGOR I'm not trying to write a perfect record. I'm just trying to nail a moment in time.
JACK ANTONOFF I'm not trying to represent all Muslim women. I'm trying to give voice to the silent majorit...
MAYSOON ZAYID I know that I've got big ears and a big forehead and that my hair sticks up. But I'm happy w...
CLAY AIKEN I'm not a 'guitarist.' I'm trying to be a bassist.
THOMAS BRODIE-SANGSTER I'm just fighting a lot of high-level guys. I feel everyone is trying to be tactical, everyone i...
ROBBIE LAWLER I don't care whether people like me or dislike me. I'm not on earth to win a popularity cont...
TAB HUNTER I'm not trying to become a pop artist, and I'm not trying to make sure I stay a country arti...
SAM HUNT I'm trying to do what Eddie Murphy did for his generation. You have to show people, 'I'm...
KEVIN HART I'm trying to do something real different; I'm trying to bring the street to real pop. I'...
TIMBALAND I'm not a diva. I'm a tadpole trying to be a frog.
TONI BRAXTON I'm not ill. I'm healthy. I'm not going anywhere. We've got Super Bowls to win.
BOB MCNAIR When I'm doing a photo shoot, I'm not playing a part. I'm just trying to be myself.
GASPARD ULLIEL I'm not trying to fit in with nobody. I'm just me.
BRYCE HARPER I'm not trying to climb a ladder - I'm casting a bit of a net.
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS I love women. I'm trying to do beautiful things with them. I'm not trying to insult them. My...
CALVIN KLEIN It's a question of trying to take down by dictation what's already there. I'm not making...
ALICE OSWALD I'm not going to change; I'm going to keep grinding. I'm going to do all I can to win.
EZEKIEL ELLIOTT I'm trying to show I'm a trained actress - I can transform myself into different characters....
MING-NA WEN I wasn't trying to fit into a thing... it was not like I was like, 'Right, I'm the Han; ...
DAISY RIDLEY Look, I'm not odd. I'm just trying to be an actor; not a movie star, an actor.
MONTGOMERY CLIFT I'm not trying to be the highest-paid receiver in the National Football League. I've never r...
DONALD DRIVER I'm not trying to follow a set of rules and stuff. I'm just living my life.
JOEL OSTEEN I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'm a helluva kisser.
KENNY CHESNEY I'm not staying away from any genre. I'm trying to get scripts that I like.
EMILE HIRSCH I hope I'm a spiritual person. I'm trying to be a spiritual person.
JAKE GYLLENHAAL I'm not trying to be macho, I promise you.
DANIEL CRAIG I'm trying not to overwork the muscles because I'm thinking about accomplishing this great f...
SHELLY-ANN FRASER-PRYCE Faith is the most important thing in the world to me. It's the greatest strength I've had. I...
BOBBY BOWDEN I'm trying to learn to smoke, which is rather weird when everyone is trying to stop. I'm not...
FRANCESCA ANNIS I don't want to be known as this bitter, ex-Scientologist. I'm not trying to bash anybody, a...
LEAH REMINI Well. I'm probably not loving myself like I should, but I'm really trying.
CHAKA KHAN If it's a good song and it fits me, that's what I'm going to do, I'm not out there t...
GEORGE STRAIT I'm trying to be a singer, not a civil rights leader.
ADAM LAMBERT I'm just sittin here trying not to be unhappy.
LARS ULRICH I'm not trying to stump anybody... it's the beauty of the language that I'm interested i...
BUDDY HOLLY I'm not trying necessarily to become a movie star; that wouldn't be bad but that's not t...
PHIL COLLINS I'm not trying to stay in the same place and I'm not trying to compete with what's curre...
EDDIE MONEY I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there.
CHARLIE SHEEN First, I'm trying to prove to myself that I'm a person. Then maybe I'll convince myself ...
MARILYN MONROE I'm not trying to be a celebrity, Justin Timberlake kinda guy.
CALVIN HARRIS I just don't like to do a lot of the normal things expected of other artists. I'm not trying...
DAMIEN RICE I don't want to be just an average guy. I want to do whatever possible to win a lot of games. I&...
FELIX HERNANDEZ I don't need many things. I don't need glamour and attention to be happy. I'm very happy...
MARIA SHARAPOVA For me, until I know that the audience really gets what I'm trying to communicate I'm not do...
JUDD APATOW I'm competitive with myself, and that goes hand in hand with how I present myself. I'm not o...
KATY PERRY I'm not perfect. I'm never going to be. And that's the great thing about living the Chri...
TIM TEBOW I'm not a propagandist, I'm not a polemicist; my primary interest is just looking at and try...
DAVID ATTENBOROUGH I'm naturally a nice person. I'm not trying to have any problems with people. I'm done w...
ACTION BRONSON I take policy seriously; I'm not just trying to be a political hack.
DAVE BRAT I'm not trying to be some kind of underground renegade.
ALEX WINTER I'm not trying to unite Asian people with my music.
AWKWAFINA I'm exhausted trying to stay healthy.
STEVE YZERMAN I'm trying to drink more water.
HEATHER DONAHUE I think I am difficult to satisfy, because when I win something, I'm already thinking about the ...
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC When I'm writing, I'm trying to access my subconscious and turn off my conscious brain. I us...
DAN GILROY I made stupid decisions as a kid, or as a young adult, but I'm trying to be now, I'm trying ...
KEVIN MITNICK I found I am not an anarchistic form creator; I'm intuitive, and I'm trying to figure out a ...
THOMAS VINTERBERG I'm not trying to find another thing that's wrong with me, but I'm such a nice person, a...
TRACEY EMIN I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not tryi...
STEVEN WRIGHT I go to the gym every day. That tends to taper off when I'm at a tournament. During tournaments,...
VISWANATHAN ANAND I want my little corner of the world where I get to make games where you're not trying to win or...
WARREN SPECTOR I'm not as far along as Jack Nicklaus was at this age, but I'm trying.
TIGER WOODS What I'm saying is that, unlike a lot of portrayals of me, I'm not hiding behind the sunglas...
DAVID DUVAL I like trying to get pregnant. I'm not so sure about childbirth.
GEORGE ELIOT I'm very competitive, and I want to win.
CAMILO VILLEGAS I'm never satisfied. I'm always trying to get better and learn from my mistakes.
RUSSELL WESTBROOK I'm not really concerned with trying to turn haters into believers.
KREAYSHAWN I'm really exciting. I smile a lot, I win a lot, and I'm really sexy.
SERENA WILLIAMS The value of beauty and inspiration is very much underrated, no question. But I want to be clear: I&...
ELON MUSK I'm trying to practice owning less stuff.
ALEXANDRA PAUL I'm not trying to be new school and I'm not old school - I'm classic. There's a lot ...
LL COOL J These days, I'm always trying to have lots of touches, to be involved, and to play my football f...
EDEN HAZARD I'm trying everything I can not to be jaded 'cause I don't like jaded musicians.
JOHN MAYER I'm just constantly trying to be a good dad.
DAVID CHARVET I'm very 'spur of the moment'. I'm always trying to think of fun things to do to cre...
JOSH HARTNETT Every time I step onto the field, whether people like it or not, I'm not trying to play dirty - ...
CARLI LLOYD This is just rap. I'm not trying to make people think I'm some sort of scientific wizard or ...
ACTION BRONSON Man, I'm not trying to be important; I just go out and play.
CARMELO ANTHONY I'm new to the Twitterverse and so I'm attempting to build my followers. I'm trying to b...
ERIC LADIN I'm trying to be global and trying to push us, as a society, to becoming colorblind, and so I...
PRIYANKA CHOPRA I'm not trying to change an image, I'm just trying to make sure that the facts match the ima...
HAROLD SIMMONS From the moment I open my eyes, I'm trying to free my body. I'm trying to get looser, more f...
CONOR MCGREGOR Sometimes, when I'm trying to get my thoughts out, and I'm thinking too fast, I stutter.
DOMO GENESIS When I'm writing, I'm just in it and trying to figure out what seems best.
PATRICK NESS I'm not prepared to give up the truth for popularity.
NAFTALI BENNETT I'm not trying to be Mr. Universe, but I want to stay in shape.
CALVIN KLEIN I've spent most of my mature life trying to prove that I'm not irresponsible.
ORSON WELLES I'm not super social, don't really go to parties, or basketball games, or football games ver...
TAYLOR PHINNEY I'm always trying to push for women's rights.
KATE DEL CASTILLO What I'm hoping to do is see Democrats get elected. That's what I'm trying to contribute...
DANNEL MALLOY I'm not trying to be the next Dave Grohl or Phil Collins.
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WOODY HAYES indomitable in victory, insufferable in defeat.
WOODY HAYES That was almost an impossible catch.
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WOODY HAYES The minute I think I'm getting mellow, I'm retiring. Who ever heard of a mellow winner?
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WOODY HAYES There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.
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WOODY HAYES I lost the ball game.
WOODY HAYES If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
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WOODY ALLEN What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
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WOODY HARRELSON This land is your land, this land is my land, From California to the New York Island. From the redwo...
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WOODY HARRELSON God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.
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WOODY ALLEN There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and w...
WOODY ALLEN Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
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WOODY ALLEN sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
WOODY ALLEN If it wasn't for dogs, some people would never go for a walk.
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WOODY ALLEN Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
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WOODY ALLEN Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
WOODY ALLEN Due to current economic conditions the light
at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
WOODY ALLEN What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jum...
WOODY ALLEN You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark?
WOODY ALLEN You're born free, then you're taxed to death.
WOODY ALLEN It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
WOODY ALLEN The decision to decide is a decision in itself.
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WOODY ALLEN Growing up is amazing, until you get old!
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WOODY ALLEN If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!
WOODY ALLEN I'm not anti-social. I'm just not social.
WOODY ALLEN Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.
WOODY ALLEN The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
WOODY ALLEN I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
WOODY ALLEN I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.
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WOODY ALLEN Life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable.
WOODY ALLEN A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.
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WOODY ALLEN Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought -...
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WOODY ALLEN In perpetrating a revolution, there are two requirements: someone or something to revolt against and...
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WOODY ALLEN Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
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WOODY ALLEN I am at two with nature.
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WOODY ALLEN Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
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WOODY ALLEN I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
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WOODY ALLEN The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.
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WOODY ALLEN To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
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WOODY HARRELSON Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
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WOODY ALLEN I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
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WOODY ALLEN Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
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WOODY ALLEN If you play more than two chords, you're showing off.
WOODY GUTHRIE Take it easy, but take it.
WOODY GUTHRIE To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
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WOODY ALLEN I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
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WOODY ALLEN As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure ou...
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WOODY ALLEN I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
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WOODY ALLEN The giant industries that are polluting our planet as well as violating human rights worldwide are t...
WOODY HARRELSON Pesticides came about after the first world war. Some brainy petrochemical money maker said, 'He...
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WOODY ALLEN I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife
WOODY ALLEN If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
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WOODY ALLEN I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
WOODY ALLEN Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence, so why bother shaving?
WOODY ALLEN Whosover loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird.
WOODY ALLEN The wicked at heart probably know something.
WOODY ALLEN My Lord, my Lord! What hast Thou done, lately?
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WOODY ALLEN If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job.
WOODY ALLEN Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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WOODY ALLEN Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
WOODY ALLEN My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
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WOODY ALLEN It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
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WOODY ALLEN If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
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WOODY ALLEN I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way aroun...
WOODY ALLEN I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
WOODY ALLEN I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
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WOODY ALLEN I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.
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WOODY ALLEN His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
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