I'm patient with crossword puzzles and the most impatient golfer.

I enjoy walking my dog and completing crossword puzzles.

There seem to be two main types of people in the world, crosswords and sudokus.

It's the boredom that kills you. You read until you're tired of that. You do crossword puzzles until you're tired of that. This is torture. This is mental torture.

But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake.

The Ultimate Coffeehouse Crossword Challenge is an exciting opportunity for me to share my lifelong passion of puzzles in a new, interactive way. Whether you're a seasoned crossword enthusiast or new to the game, this contest offers something for every level of puzzler.