I'm predicting that we'll finally have a computer will search my e-mail automatically and delete every message that begins with 'thought you'd be interested,' and then give an electrical shock to the sender to remind him or her to stop send that kind of message.

Scott Adams

Scott Adams

Automatically Begins Computer Delete E-Mail Electrical Every Finally Give Her Him Interested Kind Message Predicting Remind Search Send Shock Stop Then Thought Will You

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