I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.

I am sweet and diplomatic in real life.

If everyone really knew what a jerk I am in real life, I wouldn't be so adored in the slightest.

I am not a joke-teller. Stand-up, I couldn't do.

Who I am on stage is very, very different to who I am in real life.

I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one.