I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack. That should be the name of my new DVD: 'Chris Rock: Slightly Above Hack'.

Do you know?
What the fuck do women want?
l know what you want: everything.

You got a gun, you don't have to work out.

[Ask Chris Rock how he discovered the young actor who would play him at age 13 for his new sitcom,] Everybody Hates Chris, ... I was at Michael Jackson's house, leaving - I'm in the driveway and this kid runs out: 'Wait! Save me!'

Chris Rock is a good friend of mine, and he is hysterical.

Much like rock 'n' roll, school shootings were invented by the black man and stolen by the whites,