I'm so vain, all I could think was I should have stopped at 'American Pie.'

The British boys really, really go nuts... to them, an older woman is sexy, and it's an incredible fantasy... I think the American fantasy is still about men wanting control. Maybe American men don't feel as in control of their lives.

I think I'm comedy-attractive, but it's never gonna be me and Charlize Theron up there.

I think 'American Pie' is great.

I'm as American as apple pie.

As American as apple pie