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I'm still that rowdy dude who has after-parties in his dressing room with a concert-sized PA system blasting away.


Tommy Lee

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JAY LENO They offered us Tommy Lee , they didn't offer us Snow White. ... Tommy Lee Goes to College.
HARVEY PERLMAN I'm not particularly lucid after a concert. I'm not very lucid before, either.
LEONARD SLATKIN I feel like I'm a confident dude, so I feel like I can get away with wearing something bold.
CHANDLER PARSONS I'm a regular dude from Kansas who grew up with pigs and cows.
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LARA FLYNN BOYLE The current medical records system is this: Room after room after room in a hospital filled with pap...
TIMOTHY MURPHY Tommy Lee Goes to College.
TOMMY LEE What about Tommy Lee Jones?
KATHI NAHASS Tommy Lee Goes to College.
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WILL SMITH I remember being very influenced by 'Taxi Driver', and also Tommy Lee Jones in 'Coal Min...
SAM ROCKWELL I know I'm not a buff dude in any sense, but I'm more than comfortable with my body.
BRENDON URIE Once I'm at the arena with the guys in the dressing room, and in the bus, and on the plane, I...
MARIO LEMIEUX Will and Tommy Lee are the only actors I've ever worked with where neither of them want to say a...
BARRY SONNENFELD When I did 'Racing Demon' by David Hare, I worked with Paul Giamatti, who had stacks of book...
DENIS O'HARE I'm just abnormal. I'm a weird dude.
VICTOR OLADIPO By the side of the everlasting Why there is a Yes--a transitory Yes if you like, but a Yes.
E.M. FORSTER I'm a big buffet dude, or I'm a big cheap-food-and-order-more-when-I-need-it dude.
PATRICE O'NEAL It is important that the United States remain a two-party system. I'm a fellow who likes small p...
LYNDON B. JOHNSON As long as I'm not selling out the people that ride or die with me, I'm glad I'm not an ...
YOUNG JEEZY If I'm so popular, why did they replace me with Tommy Thayer?
ACE FREHLEY I'm determined not to start dressing like I'm 45 years old now that I'm a mum.
ABBEY CLANCY No-one has ever called me a cool dude. I'm somewhere between geek and normal.
LINUS TORVALDS It would rival that of the notorious Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex tape.
LEODIS MATTHEWS And lose my cock, balls and prostate? Are you kidding me? Honey, I’m still all man. I’m just a m...
VICKTOR ALEXANDER He (Eriksson) has lost a bit of the dressing room.
LEE DIXON I'm an introspective dude.
DAVE CHAPPELLE They offered us Tommy Lee, they didn't offer us Snow White,
HARVEY PERLMAN I'm a big Penn & Teller fan. But I myself was never very good; I was a teenage magician who ...
IRA GLASS He's still a great quarterback, and I had some great years with Tommy. It's just a matter of getting...
HINES WARD I remember where I'm from. It's like, 'Dude, you used to work at Pizza Hut.' I still...
MAXWELL I think about my mother singing after lunch on a Summer afternoon, twirling in blue dress across the...
AUDREY NIFFENEGGER In the end, what matters is this: I survived.
GAIL HONEYMAN Lee grew up and had his education in Japan, he has a strong Japan complex and must trust Japanese he...
JIN ZHONG On more than one occasion, the camera has cut to me after a break as I'm still trying to swallow...
LESTER HOLT I'm a little bit damaged in about 15 different ways, and it's been nice that no particular d...
IGGY POP Fortunately for me, I had a father who didn't let us get away with anything. You were taught res...
BENJAMIN WATSON Spencer Tracy was a man who did very much what I do on a set, and that is, he comes down and he does...
WILLIAM SHATNER I'm from New York, and yet I've done only one film executive-produced by Spike Lee and have ...
VING RHAMES Dude, that horn has been with him since high school. It made him famous in Coppell and, of course, a...
BRIAN KRAUSE Last I looked - and I'm not a candidate - but last time I checked reading about the Constitution...
MICHAEL BLOOMBERG I don't think when I'm doing music. Things just happen. I've even taken my clothes off w...
DARON MALAKIAN In the dressing room before kick off, Arsene won't say a lot.
DAVID SEAMAN I'm one of those people who has a toothbrush and toothpaste with me at all times. After lunch, I...
MORENA BACCARIN People who have difficulty with bathing, dressing and walking across a room require our health-care ...
LAURA P. SANDS We're all individuals. Lee Raymond is Lee Raymond. He has his style. I am Rex Tillerson, and I h...
REX TILLERSON When I'm doing a film, I love getting together after work with my costars. But we get back to L....
GINNIFER GOODWIN Even my underwear bag in the dressing room has No. 66 written on it,
BRENDAN MORRISON I guess there's enough information out there to support that I'm a crazy, wild dude and rock...
KID ROCK I still like to sit in a room and play games all day, so I'm a kid, really.
ADAM PEATY I'm a normal sized girl. I'm not a size double zero; I don't weigh 90 pounds. I'm a ...
BRISTOL PALIN I'm interested to see what happens to Spike Lee with limited resources, you know? I love Spike L...
MARK DUPLASS When I was in seventh grade, I asked my parents for a mobile recording system for Christmas, and I g...
HUNTER HAYES I like to help create team spirit in the dressing room. I feel that I've got loads of love to gi...
PAUL GASCOIGNE I'm a guy who has more slapstick than Joe Cool moments in his day, so I'm not taking myself ...
KURT ELLING I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room.
MERCEDES MCCAMBRIDGE I'm good friends with Lee Westwood. Bubba, Rickie Fowler. A few of the top hitters.
J. R. SMITH (Lee) threw his fastball well. They swung the bats well still but Lee did a good job.
JEFF TAGEANT I have a Maltese Shih Tzu. I'm notorious for dressing her up in sweaters.
CAROLINE SUNSHINE I would say I'm a medium-sized 'Star Trek' fan. I love the universe that it's create...
JOHN SCALZI I think my fans would probably be surprised to know I'm not insane - I'm not a crazy person ...
JERRY TRAINOR Next door, there's an old man who lived to his nineties and one day passed away in his sleep. An...
BEN FOLDS I love Tom Wilkinson and Tommy Lee Jones as well as Jessica Chastain. But the person I look up to mo...
JORDAN GAVARIS I'm not an economist; I'm a hacker who has spent his career exploring and repairing large ne...
DAN KAMINSKY I'm always calling my doctor because I'm constantly injuring myself while on the road, like ...
MIKA Paul unfortunately has relapsed into alcohol abuse. It wasn't just away from the football club, it w...
IMRAAN LADAK If I'm the smartest guy in the room, I'm in the wrong room.
CHAD STAHELSKI One night I saw Jerry Lee, Johnny Cash, Carl Perkins, and Elvis for a dollar, if you believe that, i...
WILLIAM SANDERSON I'm really the candidate who has really lived his whole life in suburbia.
BOB MCDONNELL I'm interested in personalities, not political parties.
SAM WYLY I'm not Bill Evans. I'm not Keith Jarrett. I'm basically a singer who plays along with h...
BURTON CUMMINGS I'm happy with who I am inside. I'd hate to have accolades and all that and not really be ha...
KEKE PALMER I'm still traumatized that I'm going to be on a big screen in a white bikini and naked so wh...
PATRICIA CLARKSON I always look up to people like Michael Gambon and Tommy Lee Jones, and I hope that as I mature I wi...
BURN GORMAN I'm a man who makes his own decisions and sticks with them; I think there's a lot of integri...
BILL GOLDBERG I'm a responsible soul. But anyone who has the chance to spend time with me can see I'm stil...
JORDIN SPARKS My roomate at 'Harvey' is this guy Morgan Spector, an actor in town, and I've taught him...
RICH SOMMER I once went into a meeting, and every woman put her a million-pound bag on the table. Then I'm t...
CAITLIN MORAN I'm not Ang Lee who knows so much about western market and the taste of western audiences.
ZHANG YIMOU You know, I guess there's enough information out there to support that I'm a crazy, wild dud...
KID ROCK I'm not going to play lead guitar in a concert hall full of people, because I'm going to mes...
NORAH JONES I'm not a big reggae dude. I have maybe two other reggae albums.
DAVE WILLIS I had my guitar at the set of 'Lost in Space' every day. I was the only one in the cast who ...
BILL MUMY At any Maroon 5 concert, you'll see a room backstage marked 'yoga.'
ADAM LEVINE We scored on that power play near the end after they had a lot of chances. That's tough going in the...
ANTOINE VERMETTE I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm ...
PARIS HILTON I lay in my dressing room after being in make-up waiting to go on. They knew I was feeling pretty ro...
DICK YORK I have no interest in going to Egypt and seeing the pyramids. I'm just not that kind of dude.
GARY VAYNERCHUK No actor has made a career of exerting determination to the extent that Matt Damon has. In the '...
ELVIS MITCHELL I'm simply a businessman who has seen his share of failures and successes.
JACK WHITTAKER I'm extremely introverted. I used to think it was shyness, but I got over that, so it must be do...
KARIN SLAUGHTER I'll do very light, very easy yoga in my dressing room. I like to just lay down on the floor and...
AIDY BRYANT I'm a big Bruce Lee fan, and if I saw Bruce Lee try to be some namby-pamby lawyer, I'd want ...
JASON STATHAM My husband recently made me try on a bikini. A bikini is not so much a garment as a cloth-based remi...
MARY ROACH I mean, even my dressing room at the studio has candles and cushions and cashmere rugs and things.
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TOMMY FRANKS Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.
TOMMY COOPER A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around ...
TOMMY COOPER The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya.
TOMMY CHONG I've had heroes in my life - Joe DiMaggio, Babe Ruth.
TOMMY LASORDA I was born in Budapest, Hungary, and moved to the United States in 1956. It was during the Hungarian...
TOMMY RAMONE Awakening your spiritual side is really what artists do. When you hit a groove, it's not you; it...
TOMMY CHONG I love to meet my fans, and after every show I usually hang out for a few hours, talking to my fans,...
TOMMY CHONG Always give an autograph when somebody asks you.
TOMMY LASORDA We have learned the need to be flexible or to have flexible forces, agile forces, who can move quick...
TOMMY FRANKS I had eight brothers and sisters. Every Christmas my younger brother Bobby would wake up extra early...
TOMMY HILFIGER I do not care whether you're a Democrat or you're a Republican or an independent. We must pu...
TOMMY LASORDA I remember burying a girl fourteen years of age who had died with a ruptured appendix... I buried a ...
TOMMY DOUGLAS There are three types of baseball players: Those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and t...
TOMMY LASORDA You can't become a dictator through checks and balances.
TOMMY CHONG A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age....
TOMMY COOPER Any vehicle that conveys great songs and the ability to perform them, whether it's 'N Sync o...
TOMMY MOTTOLA They could never beat me in Springfield. I loved that old ballpark. If I could have pitched there al...
TOMMY LASORDA Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. T...
TOMMY COOPER Acid wasn't getting a whole lot of bad press at the time, and as I saw the whole bad-press thing...
TOMMY RETTIG There are no more heroes in America. Because of the Internet, heroism has become momentary and withi...
TOMMY MOTTOLA Courage, my friends; 'tis not too late to build a better world.
TOMMY DOUGLAS I started in the lowest league in baseball, and I worked my way all the way up to Triple A and then ...
TOMMY LASORDA Pressure is a word that is misused in our vocabulary. When you start thinking of pressure, it's be...
TOMMY LASORDA We live in a world full of people who are satisfied with pretending to be someone they are not.
TOMMY TRAN Pressure is a word that is misused in our vocabulary. When you start thinking of pressure, it's bec...
TOMMY LASORDA The only Angels in Los Angeles are in Heaven, and they're looking down on the Dodgers.
TOMMY LASORDA I disapprove of lots of decisions made by George Bush: the war, the meddling in the affairs of other...
TOMMY HILFIGER