I'm sure if Shakespeare were alive today, he'd be doing classic guitar solos on YouTube.

If Botticelli were alive today he'd be working for Vogue.

In the '90s, guitar solos were dead.

Shouting at people keeps you alive, healthy, young, fresh.

If Attila the Hun were alive today, he'd be a drama critic.

I'm fascinated by fire. When I was four, I wore an American fireman's hat all the time, and I still have one in my office today. Glasgow used to be called 'Tinderbox City;' there were always fires, people getting killed.