I'm the female Bob Woodward! If I were a liberal, I couldn't write another book. I'd be so busy collecting awards! I'd be posing for the cover of 'Vanity Fair!'
Ann Coulter
Related I can tell you that you will have your hearts broken more by the people you love than by the people ... MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill ROLAND SMITH It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill JUDE WATSON It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea. JUDE WATSON About f-f-ace!" she said to the horse, flailing with her boots. "Into the barn, please. It's time fo... PETER LERANGIS You see?" Damien leaned over his desk and spread out half a dozen charcoal sketches. "These are only... RICK RIORDAN I've got a few ideas," (Amy) admitted. "But I don't know where we're going in the long term. I mean ... RICK RIORDAN Alas, I think I am becoming a god. TITUS Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. LUCAN I have a wife, I have sons: all of them hostages given to fate. LUCAN I thought, well I can do that. I couldn't be bothered writing a book review, because I'd hav... EDDIE CAMPBELL Don't have to see," the pilot grunted. "Olga knows the way." "Funny name for an aircraft... GORDON KORMAN Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end. SENECA Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. SENECA We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing. SENECA Just as I shall select my ship when I am about to go on a voyage, or my house when I propose to take... SENECA Begin at once to live, and count each separate day as a separate life. SENECA Luck is where opportunity meets preparation. SENECA Friendship always benefits; love sometimes injures. SENECA Judy couldn't move to Britain for family reasons, so I had to come to the States, and the U.S. g... BERNARD CORNWELL I'd be nervous about skiing, wondering what I'd do if I felt shaky on top of a mountain; but... DANA HILL I couldn't ever write a straight crime novel: there'd be an intrusion of weirdness at some p... ALASTAIR REYNOLDS If I had five minutes to live, I don't think I'd be bothered singing a song. I'd be dead... LOUDON WAINWRIGHT III I'm competitive. I'd love another chance to be part of a Stanley Cup championship team. That... ED BELFOUR I'm still a big 'Grey's Anatomy' fan. BROOKE ELLIOTT I used to watch 'Grey's Anatomy' pretty religiously. ERINN HAYES You hear entertainers all the time, saying, 'If I couldn't get paid for this, I'd do it ... DICK GREGORY I try and take lots of vitamins and I don't drink. I do smoke, though, I'd be insufferable i... KATE BECKINSALE If I wasn't acting, I'd try and be a footballer. I wouldn't be a musician because I can&... JAMIE BLACKLEY I remember before I did 'Boston Public,' I couldn't get seen for drama. Once I'd don... JESSALYN GILSIG If I wasn't Bob Dylan, I'd probably think that Bob Dylan has a lot of answers myself. BOB DYLAN If there are two kinds of people in the world - DC Comics people and Marvel Comics people - what kin... JOHN RIDLEY I'm never going to write a book like Anthony Sher did, you know, 'The Broadcaster Prepares.&... TERRY WOGAN Who knows - I would like to think that I'd be a fantastic president, and I'd be extremely le... ADAM RAYNER I can tell you this, if it wasn't for my book royalties, I'd be in debt. BENNY HINN If I couldn't do it, then I'd be defeated. I've got the tools to do it. I never did ques... BILLY HIGGINS I would be lying if I said it wasn't cool to see myself on the cover of 'Vanity Fair,' r... MEGYN KELLY I'm terrified of men these days. If someone asked me out now, I don't know what I'd say,... CHRISTINE KEELER When I was young, I'd fight everyone who insisted I'd be an actress. I'd say, 'No wa... IRELAND BALDWIN I had a bad stutter when I was really young. I couldn't get a sentence out. Like, 'D-d-d-d-d... CHANNING TATUM If I weren't doing what I'm doing today... I'd be traveling around the world on the back... DONNA KARAN If there's going to be another Misfits record, I'd probably have to write the stuff. GLENN DANZIG I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest. KARL PILKINGTON I never imagined I'd be a solo artist. And now I couldn't imagine being part of a group. MORRISSEY I know throughout my childhood, there were many times I couldn't stand being a 'Jr.' I w... FREDDIE PRINZE, JR. I'd love to cover an 'Incubus' song. I don't think anybody in a cowboy hat on a coun... DUSTIN LYNCH I don't like to be me. I'm not so comfortable being me on screen because then I'd be a p... AARON JOHNSON If I hear, 'Be afraid of Tehran,' I'm like, 'I'd better go to Tehran.' HENRY ROLLINS I couldn't feel good about myself hanging out in Armani clothes when my girlfriend can't eve... SHIRLEY MANSON I'd be lying if I said I never think about my female fans in certain shots and certain scenes. L... JACK O'CONNELL I would love to be in 'The Hunger Games.' I'm one of the few people who haven't read... CASSI THOMSON I don't find it uncomfortable that I'm recognized and liked by so many people. If that were ... SONG HYE-KYO I've seen a fair bit of the States and the rest of the world, and I'm convinced that there... GARTH ENNIS I was doing shows and flying economy, and nobody ever fed me. Or I'd be staying in hotels so che... KATE MOSS I decided that if the police couldn't catch the gangsters, I'd create a fellow who could. CHESTER GOULD If you ask the fish whether they'd rather have an oil spill or a season of fishing, I wouldn'... CARL SAFINA If I couldn't have discipline, if I sit up eatin' fried chicken in bed at night, I'd jus... JIM BROWN If I hadn't been a woman, I'd be a drag queen for sure. I like all that flair and I'd be... DOLLY PARTON I'm one of those lucky guys making a living out of something I really enjoy doing. That's a ... AMISH TRIPATHI I don't remember the last time I drove. I'd rather be a passenger unless I'm somewhere b... RILEY KEOUGH If it were my decision, I'd knock the Superdome down. If I couldn't knock it down, I'd j... RAY NAGIN I look at my jersey and see the NBA logo, I'm like, 'I didn't think I'd be here.'... KEVIN DURANT As people, right now, we're so over-stimulated in this world that I don't know what I'd ... KATEE SACKHOFF I wouldn't want to be a superstar, like Julia Roberts or Madonna, and be on the cover of 'US... KELLIE MARTIN If I hadn't had music in my life, it's quite possible I'd be dead and I'd much rathe... JAMES HETFIELD I'd be a terrible secret agent. I can't keep a secret and I'm not sneaky. KATHERINE HEIGL After the 'Golden Compass,' I wasn't sure if I'd ever get another acting job. CHARLIE ROWE I'm from Brooklyn. In Brooklyn, if you say, 'I'm dangerous', you'd better be dan... LARRY KING If we'd had another carefree 70's, I'd have been dead. It was a little too carefree, you... RANDY NEWMAN I'm just fascinated by houses. In another life, I'd have probably trained as an architect. I... FRANCES MAYES Not everyone can say, 'I'm going to write a classic today.' If that was the case, we'... LIAM GALLAGHER I wish I'd done 'Dumb and Dumber.' I was offered the part, but I don't think I'd... WOODY HARRELSON I don't think I'd be a very good talk show host. I mean, I'm very talkative but I don... EMMA ROBERTS If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work. MITCH HEDBERG You’re too much”, he said. “You talk too much, love too much, feel too much. And I don’t kno... A BOOK I'LL NEVER WRITE Hillary Clinton could say she was a woman and running for president. And Sarah Palin could say she w... PAUL MOONEY I don't want to write, I'd rather draw. EDDIE CAMPBELL I'm going to college. I don't care if it ruins my career. I'd rather be smart than a mov... NATALIE PORTMAN Maybe if I'd had more direct contact with death, I wouldn't find it so fascinating and I wou... LAURA WADE I developed a nutty attitude where I'd think, If some guy really loves me he doesn't care if... KIRSTIE ALLEY For a while I couldn't leave the house by myself. Even if I was just grocery shopping alone, I... SHANNEN DOHERTY I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. MARAT SAFIN I'd like to be a jazz singer, but I couldn't possibly do it; nobody would want me, anyway. DEBORAH MOGGACH If I'd had the choice when I was 14, and someone had said to me, 'You can either be a footba... IAN MCSHANE I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. ROBIN WILLIAMS I'd rather there wasn't an afterlife, really. I'd much rather not be me for thousands of... WILLIAM GOLDING Two years ago, if anyone had told me I'd be doing half the stuff I'm doing, I wouldn't h... ZAYN MALIK I'm so laid back and not high maintenance in the slightest. If I did get married, I'd probab... ERIN RICHARDS There's really nothing else I'm going to do with my life. I'd be useless if I weren'... TARYN MANNING I couldn't live a week without a private library - indeed, I'd part with all my furniture an... H. P. LOVECRAFT I'm not a writer. I'm not smart. I couldn't possibly even write my own story. ZOEY DEUTCH I wasn't even sure I'd be able to walk. I couldn't even go outside. Maybe I was just bur... MICHAEL FLATLEY I've never gone back to the stacks after my book's expiration at the front of the store. Not... KAUI HART HEMMINGS I'd be happy to live till 80 as long as I was comfortable and in good health. Mind you, ask me a... BONNIE TYLER Right now I'm so old that if I had a big gush of money, I don't know what I'd do with it... JACK VANCE If I wasn't singing, I'd probably be, probably an accountant. 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